I prefer to think that they were genuinely nice people which is a rarity these days, besides which, they both worked at Rolls Royce Barnoldswick.
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What made you smile/happy today ?
- Thread starter wino
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Rich simpletons?
I like that when in Spain, visiting family members in Barcelona. Much more friendly and relaxed compared to the people here.
for the first time ever worst but didnt live up to their nick name. They swapped it with no problems .
rottenfresh
ummmmm, You smell that?
I found a ten dollar bill in the dollar store today , I took that thing straight to Starbucks. 
I actually had time to sit and watch two crows building a nest. They each took it in turns to go find a twig and bring it back while the other stayed on the nest. I watched this crow pick up a very large twig then fly up to the nearest rooftop, which would be half the height of the nest, balance the twig in its mouth and keep adjusting it until it was right, then fly up to the nest. When it was a few feet away from the nest its mate took off and did exactly the same thing and they kept taking it in turns. It occurred to me that natural behaviour happens around me every single day, but I seldom take the time to notice it, but it made me smile to see other creatures going about their daily business.
Oi it's because we are kind hearted people.
My cock
New season of Trailer Park Boys on Netflix this Friday and they are coming to my hometown on April 2nd!!! So excite!!!
I just bent down to put something in our kitchen bin and my wife who was stood at the sink farted right in my ear 
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It was payback for when I finished messing about in the shed last night, she was watching TV and I walked in the room, I stuck my arse right in her face and said" Have I sat in some paint? You'll have to look close cos I think it was only a small spot". As she moved in for a closer look I let a beer fart go, right in her mush! She went ape shit and promised retribution!
.It was payback for when I finished messing about in the shed last night, she was watching TV and I walked in the room, I stuck my arse right in her face and said" Have I sat in some paint? You'll have to look close cos I think it was only a small spot". As she moved in for a closer look I let a beer fart go, right in her mush! She went ape shit and promised retribution!
I love cock im surprised you woke up todayI just bent down to put something in our kitchen bin and my wife who was stood at the sink farted right in my ear
It was payback for when I finished messing about in the shed last night, she was watching TV and I walked in the room, I stuck my arse right in her face and said" Have I sat in some paint? You'll have to look close cos I think it was only a small spot". As she moved in for a closer look I let a beer fart go, right in her mush! She went ape shit and promised retribution!
She wouldn't stab me in my sleep while she still owed me a fart in the face! It's tonight I'm worried about as we're all square now.
That is so touching man, I'm filling up!
I was ordered to leave Spasda this morning (Walmart for those in the US)....................by my wife! Yesterday I had fish, chips and mushy peas from the local chippy for dinner, the trouble is that mushy peas can play havoc with your guts the next day. I was leaving a trail of pure shit stench 
wherever I went but the thing that annoyed my wife so much was every time I farted I was giggling like a little school girl. I was looking for some Muslims to fart bomb but she told me to go wait in the car 
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wherever I went but the thing that annoyed my wife so much was every time I farted I was giggling like a little school girl. I was looking for some Muslims to fart bomb but she told me to go wait in the car .
Background check for new job taking longer than expected- probably because I've had so many jobs. Start date is now next week instead of tomorrow. More time off-Yay!
Got big fat state tax refund today. Big fat, federal refund expected soon!
Got big fat state tax refund today. Big fat, federal refund expected soon!
Background check for new job taking longer than expected- probably because I've had so many jobs. Start date is now next week instead of tomorrow. More time off-Yay!
Got big fat state tax refund today. Big fat, federal refund expected soon!
That made me smile! What are you going to spend it on,drugs,booze sex toys?
