What is the last thing you bought for yourself?

[King-Rory]

Dont you already have at least one of each of those things? I think we are witnessing a little self indulgent splurge. Shoes/tools....spree spending

But everyone needs to own a chainsaw chain, don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with it but I've got one now!

 

[snatch]

But everyone needs to own a chainsaw chain, don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with it but I've got one now!

Time for a new chainsaw!

 

[King-Rory]

Time for a new chainsaw!

I don't really need a chainsaw........just the chain......I think!

 

[snatch]

I don't really need a chainsaw........just the chain......I think!

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Seeing as I'm a hard working industrious type of guy and I was the first customer at the Builders Merchants this morning (Yes, even on a Sunday!) I was offered a bargain by the staff, it was the contents of two buckets of shop soiled stuff from the warehouse, including the buckets for £5. Now that's what I call Bargain Buckets!

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I'll take those needle nose players and screw drivers off tour hands

 

[King-Rory]

I'll take those needle nose players and screw drivers off tour hands

I can only spare a bucket, some screws and a heavy duty stapler (no staples!), at a pinch you can have the chainsaw chain!

 

[Cold Ethyl]

I can only spare a bucket, some screws and a heavy duty stapler (no staples!), at a pinch you can have the chainsaw chain!

But I need the screw drivers and needle nose

 

[King-Rory]

But I need the screw drivers and needle nose

Have you ever worked with my thieving bastard brother? Nope! that's why I need those to replace the ones the thieving bastard stole! I'll throw in the roll of rubble sacks!

 

[Vwj]

I'll take those needle nose players and screw drivers off tour hands

thank fuck there weren’t any hammers

 

[_Xtina_]

That's ok only until a really very tall family move next door!

Or kids with a trampoline, which happened at a place where I used to live. Little fuckers would see me smoking in my back yard when they jumped on their trampoline, and wrap their hands around their throats, and pretend to cough and choke. Guess that was their way of telling me smoking is bad.

 

[King-Rory]

Or kids with a trampoline, which happened at a place where I used to live. Little fuckers would see me smoking in my back yard when they jumped on their trampoline, and wrap their hands around their throats, and pretend to cough and choke. Guess that was their way of telling me smoking is bad.

Lol! You should have bought a catapult and played Whack-A-Kid!

 

[msr]

Lol! You should have bought a catapult and played Whack-A-Kid!

Garden hose would work also.

 

[msr]

But everyone needs to own a chainsaw chain, don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with it but I've got one now!

Get all Mad Max with it. Put it on a motorcycle

 

[msr]

I'll take those needle nose players and screw drivers off tour hands

What you gonna do with needle nose pliers and screwdrivers? You cannot make sammiches with them.

 

[King-Rory]

Get all Mad Max with it. Put it on a motorcycle

No thanks, I like my ball bag exactly where it is.
I knew a guy many years ago with a proper old school chopper, high bars and a peanut tank, only he bolted the tank on with chromed 2 inch piked nuts. One day a car pulled out on him, the sudden decline of the bikes velocity increased his forward momentum sending his knacker sack on a collision course with the piked nut bolted to the rear of his peanut tank. Fifteen stitches to his scrotum later he realised that when I advised him to use domed nuts instead of piked nuts he probably should have listened to me.

 

[Graziani]

I pay to fix my car. Now it is like ferrari

 

[King-Rory]

I pay to fix my car. Now it is like ferrari

Please post a pic.

 

[Graziani]

Please post a pic.

No way. You Will laugh

 

[Cold Ethyl]

What you gonna do with needle nose pliers and screwdrivers? You cannot make sammiches with them.

Need em to put the bbq pit together

 

[msr]

Need em to put the bbq pit together

How many and how big? Just gimmie an address.