If you can conjure a demon...

[samael88]

None of these demons are in the goetia. Fake as fuck.

Would like to create the seal of Solomon but I haven't the foggiest idea of how to begin. It gets pretty complicated with all the metals and colors required in its fabrication.

 

[mrln]

id like to conjure up a sleep demon,so i can get a awesome nights rest!

 

[Leech_Zombie]

None of these demons are in the goetia. Fake as fuck.

Excuse my ignorance but what is goetia?

 

[Leech_Zombie]

my asshole conjures up all those and more. i don't need a ouija board for this. my slighty unbalanced mother had one used it countless times and many around me talking to many demons...never saw or hear anything yet i had many sleepless nights with my g.i. joe...wrestling figures...and whatever else around each night to protect. oh no i wasn't scare mama

The oujia bored photo was fer shits and giggles duh!

 

[D.O.A.]

Have you got a summarised version!

Necronomicon - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[HG]

id like to conjure up a sleep demon,so i can get a awesome nights rest!

Woah, you've crossed the line here man. What kind of extreme sick fantasies go on in your head???

 

[SagittariusA*]

A demon cant conjure a demon 😭

 

[Bongo bill]

If i could conjure a demon.... id conjure up the demon that lives within. slap his face and ask why he hasn't started burning the world 😈

 

[Venture _Capitalist]

Also another question, who would you trust more? An angel or demon?

here's the dilemma: can a demon pose as an angel?

 

[philistine666]

Excuse my ignorance but what is goetia?

A part of the The Lesser Key of Solomon, it contains the sigils of
72 demons who supposedly were in the service of King Solomon.

 

[philistine666]

Necronomicon - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Donald Tyson's Necronomicon is interesting, a piece of fiction of course,
but manages to mix real occult traditions with Cthulhu mythology in
a more convincing way than the Necronomicon of Simon.

 

[mrln]

Do you have hemorroids inside your butt hole?

no and even if i did, your not going to push them back in.

 

[mrln]

Woah, you've crossed the line here man. What kind of extreme sick fantasies go on in your head???

i know rite? who the fuck gets a full good nights rest?

 

[HG]

Ive got to agree...

 

[Geshyadaera]

Sad that this thread didn't go anywhere but a load of laughs.
Ah yes, the Demons of Judiasm.
You can easily pay them off with a pot of gold or some shit.

The Goetia isn't the entire kingdom of Hells listing of demons.



Me and Astrazoth go way back.

But dont' forget the Pseudomonarchia Daemonum, kiddies.

 

[hoze123]

They'll take yer gold!

there is no such thing as a free demon
the price to be payed would not be worth it

 

[PinkE]

there is no such thing as a free demon
the price to be payed would not be worth it

I dance with demons every day, if you can't beat them, join them

 

[Milfhunter]

Highcifer Gradus : Demon of urine and stench appears almost human, Highcifer Gradus appears in the form of a hideous creature; with a large nose and no teeth with bits of rotting poo hanging from its arse. He can be summoned by clanking cans of special brew together and will yell unintelligible stuff like 'Whit's fur ye'll no go past ye Yer bum's oot the windae! ' at your enemies or pee on them while laughing manically.

Love it that sob Piss azz.

 

[Milfhunter]

Bigguz Dickuss
He come at nights and fuck sluts like a maniac the whole night. Age , fat , it doesnt matter he do em all.
He come on his white unicorn hold a dildo in his hand. Have muscles and an enormous dick.

 

[Guipago]

Can I conjure up a demon----Hmmm----Anything's possible after a dodgy curry.