Wolf
The weak are meat the strong do eat...
To abscond with...
Kidnap myself and hold myself hostage until I pay my ransom. I won't. Instead I call the FBI and die in the ensuing shootout with cops. They'll get awards and accolades from the mayor for taking down the kidnapper as he vows to fight deadly police tactics and to prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law for killing the hostage. That fucking creative enough for you? And yes, I rape myself repeatedly you sick bastards.
Kidnap myself and hold myself hostage until I pay my ransom. I won't. Instead I call the FBI and die in the ensuing shootout with cops. They'll get awards and accolades from the mayor for taking down the kidnapper as he vows to fight deadly police tactics and to prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law for killing the hostage. That fucking creative enough for you? And yes, I rape myself repeatedly you sick bastards.