What is the last thing you bought for yourself?

[MATAMUERTOS]

These dog penii you're comparing this to....do they usually come on dogs that look like this?
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Cause of the few red rockets I've observed as a dog owner none have looked like that or had the ball sack attached thusly.

is that your dad? i dont look at dicks much. lol

 

[Gurgled_Sliced_Throat]

I can do that,all by myself🤭

 

[MATAMUERTOS]

lol @High-Grade

 

[MATAMUERTOS]

 

[Gurgled_Sliced_Throat]

XO

 

[Bill Murray]

is that your dad? i dont look at dicks much. lol

Well dad's dead so no. And he also didn't have a role in The Shining so no again.

Since you said with much authority that the dildo was "shaped like a dog's dick" I assumed you to be a learned expert of the canine member. That you mistook it for something that is obviously human it would seem that guy's pricks are your only frame of reference. Which is good since homosexuality is fine (not my thing but if you like it not for me to judge) but beastiality is bad.

 

[MATAMUERTOS]

Well dad's dead so no. And he also didn't have a role in The Shining so no again.

Since you said with much authority that the dildo was "shaped like a dog's dick" I assumed you to be a learned expert of the canine member. That you mistook it for something that is obviously human it would seem that guy's pricks are your only frame of reference. Which is good since homosexuality is fine (not my thing but if you like it not for me to judge) but beastiality is bad.

 

[mrln]

I know,extra girthy lol.My fiance is gonna be sooo pissed,when he comes home...

because hes a pencil dick and your vagina will be thrashed out from that dildo?
just a guess....

 

[Boogelliot2020]

 

[Yabaw]

A DildoView attachment 449647

That, ladies and gentlemen is a pic of the first sex toy to have refused to consent. Every time she uses it is technically rape and we should all get in touch with the FBI sex crimes unit.

 

[Bill Murray]

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why is it I think your place looks like this

 

[Graziani]

It's not official but it still sounds greatView attachment 448190

Tool- aenima

 

[Gurgled_Sliced_Throat]

it most likely actually hardly touches the sides of her massive sandy vagina.

Suck my shiny fat new cock!

 

[Bill Murray]

It doesn't taste as good to smoke a pipe.

that's because you're smoking a meth pipe

 

[MATAMUERTOS]

Suck my shiny fat new cock!

this one?

lol

 

[Gurgled_Sliced_Throat]

thats just what we do here; comment.lol

Yeah,coming from you it's always dicks and fags...

 

[Gurgled_Sliced_Throat]

That, ladies and gentlemen is a pic of the first sex toy to have refused to consent. Every time she uses it is technically rape and we should all get in touch with the FBI sex crimes unit.

 

[Gurgled_Sliced_Throat]

this one?
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First of all,I'm not that fat,and second,I got bigger tits,then that slob...

 

[Bill Murray]

Briefly stopped in the office to grab some things for a trip next month and what do I find? Some motherless cocksucker stole my parka, I'll find you assmonkey.

So needed to find a replacement.........

 

[D.O.A.]

Briefly stopped in the office to grab some things for a trip next month and what do I find? Some motherless cocksucker stole my parka, I'll find you assmonkey.

So needed to find a replacement.........

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nice but I would wreck that within 3 months at work moving steel around, that shit eats jackets