Terrible secrets you've been keeping

[badangel7]

i started ww2, not hitler.

ya, he did

I'm Batman

ya, he is

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

@ASU-85 told me in confidence that he's a little girly-boy bummer that has fallen in love with penis, anus and self-rape (both inner and outer)

Don't tell him I told you.

 

[ASU-85]

M.O. told me in confidence not tell anyone that way back in the 90s after the Freddy Mercury tribute concert he Elton John George Michael had a big fat gay 3 way it got so bad there was spunk shit Vaseline everywhere the cleaners were very angry 😡.

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[Rabidface]

I hate myself. No not your typical emo type hate and self loathing. For some reason over the past year I've gained weight without changing my diet. Came out of nowhere. Now I can't lose it for anything. I'm now starving myself to lose weight, especially since at 38 I have to have a total knee replacement surgery because of falling, and my ex husband with his steel toe boots. I can't look in a mirror, and I've all but given up. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest. 💖

I'm miserable as fuck, we should be besties!
I lost loads of weight by having smoothies with oats, bananas, milk and protein powder. The protein makes you feel full for longer so you lose weight.
I actually don't mind having a good bit of weight on me cos I feel better and cosier. My clothes not fitting is a problem, but I get by. I starved myself to lose weight and I made myself ill. So don't do that.
You should message me, I get the impression we are both feeling the same.
I will help you by being hilarious. Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you're diabetic

 

[wiggins]

I am your real father. I traded you to your fake parents for a joint.

And I’m his wife.

We felt something wasn’t right about you.

From memory the joint was Lebanese blond hash.

We laughed all night…

I'm afraid to say I have used abortion as birth control. Certainly affected my gf's more than me. One would bring it up once in a while and rock back and forth as she described the doctor (med student in his basement) giving her the fetus in a bag and telling her to throw it in the garbage. Not what first comes to mind when I think of Terrible Secrets but once at a party it came up in conversation and some drunk chick overheard and made a big scene about it. Will be careful if I ever talk about it again.

Modern women. was probably trans male and being all dramatc and overdoing the ‘lost life’ potential empathy bit…

If she ended up giving you a really good BJ then definitely trans…

 

[wiggins]

Thy mouth runneth over like a plugged toilet...
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Whatever you do, do NOT starve yourself. That makes it so much worse in the long run. You're body will think you're stranded on a snowy mountaintop where you aren't able to eat. It will immediately kick your metabolism down to nil. It will conserve fat and start using your muscles for energy. Stop. Breathe. It's not the end of the world. Eat every 3 hours--- small things...fruit, nuts, lean meat, salad, ect ; small amounts. When you get past 30, you don't even need to eat a lot. Just foods with nutrients... keep stoking the furnace every 3 hours...small amounts, not fried stuff...

M.O. told me in confidence not tell anyone that way back in the 90s after the Freddy Mercury tribute concert he Elton John George Michael had a big fat gay 3 way it got so bad there was spunk shit Vaseline everywhere the cleaners were very angry 😡.

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Ive done a long drive today and have found myself laughing my arse off at this post... Hillarious!

I'm flagging this as Not Helpful.

Now, this is another example of your repellentness that makes it so hard for you to form relationships.

I hope you dont keep doing it...

Not really though, I don't care much...

Another of your skills...

 

[Johnnyslycash]

I shot a man in Reno..just to watch him die

 

[wiggins]

I shot a man in Reno..just to watch him die

you know, you can't be free...

 

[mrln]

@Mysterious_business you should get your thyroid checked then.

i sold the idea to someone for stealing large sums of money from somewhere.
havent seen or heard from that person since.

 

[Blood_Sport]

On Facebook I'd view the profiles of my female friends and move the cursor so it changed to the pointing finger... then I'd pretend the cursor was my real finger and rub it over their breasts and fanny area

I actually put this as my status on Facebook many years ago no one deleted me because of it

 

[XxHoneyWolfxX]

I suppose not much of a secret, but while i was in a 7 year long abusive relationship with the father of my daughter, I messaged and saw my now husband randomly through out the relationship, I never cheated physically or verbally as I was afraid my ex would see that I had messaged him at all and kill me or do something to him, but I did hide that I was talking to a male friend for an extensive amount of time.

 

[curiouslonelygirl]

Wanna know a cool but sad secret? When I was a minor, I used to abduct pedophiles. And then (kind of) anonymously report them to the cops with all the proofs of their illegal actions, of course. I don't even know if it's legal to search for proof of criminal behavior without the permission of the authorities to investigate... I hope I did the right thing and those creeps learned to stay away from children.😊

I don't know who's the evilest between me and the guys who were trying to rape me. The worst excuse I've heard from one of them to arrange a meeting was: I like to paint naked kids' bodies. He said it was ok because nothing can be wrong if it's art... 🙄

 

[Cloutpenguin]

i cant swim

 

[RattleHead]

I have an arsenal and alot of outdoor skills. Im secretly waiting on the lights to go out and the world to fall, so I can "mad max" the fuck out of society. I've even got a plan to take over my apartment complex and turn it in to home base. The residents can join or die.

 

[Can'tSleep]

I like pink!

(It's the color of bagina)

 

[ESAD]

Can someone tell the stupid fucking mods to unlock the privileges why can’t I reply to introduce myself as a new member it won’t let me yet I can reply here fucking stupid and why can’t I make threads in the general section why so much red tape you fucks ?

 

[Wildflowers]

I don't have any secrets.... can I borrow one??

 

[Crowzero]

I've a collection of porn in my phone. I hope no one finds out when I'm gone. Imagine people whispering over my grave, "Oof that dirty old man" 👻

 

[King-Rory]

I don't have any secrets.... can I borrow one??

Here you go! If you release a fishy smelling fart then you can blame it on your cat and nobody will be any wiser. Do not start giggling as this will certainly give the game away!

 

[Crowzero]

I hate myself. No not your typical emo type hate and self loathing. For some reason over the past year I've gained weight without changing my diet. Came out of nowhere. Now I can't lose it for anything. I'm now starving myself to lose weight, especially since at 38 I have to have a total knee replacement surgery because of falling, and my ex husband with his steel toe boots. I can't look in a mirror, and I've all but given up. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest. 💖

Don't starve. I starve often due to long working hours and hectic schedule but I'm starting to have minor gastric recently. It stresses me out bcos I know people with severe gastric and they rely on medication on a daily basis. It's bad when shit gets real. Life is short. Eat while u can
Stay on a healthy diet but don't starve