tv Anyone planning on watching the Oscars?

[Bill Murray]

I've never understood the appeal of awards shows, the only time I've ever seen something entertaining was when Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes for the last time and took a great big piss on everyone. Other clips of the hosts, presenters or winners makes me hate these cunts with a fervor. But this year's Oscars....wow, this is some epic horseshit. Who the fuck picked Wanda Sykes, Amy Schumer and Regina Hall to host? Stage 4 rectal cancer would give me more laughs.

The news had a clip of Schumer being interviewed and was asked "what do you bring as a host?" and this unfunny twat's answer was "a vagina". Douche chilling! I'd like to see islamic terrorists unleash hell on the Dolby Theatre tomorrow and kill most of these assholes.....that I'd watch

 

[3270mocha]

Not my thing, I would rather insult people here!

 

[girl101]

Maybe

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

 

[D.O.A.]

I've never understood the appeal of awards shows, the only time I've ever seen something entertaining was when Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes for the last time and took a great big piss on everyone. Other clips of the hosts, presenters or winners makes me hate these cunts with a fervor. But this year's Oscars....wow, this is some epic horseshit. Who the fuck picked Wanda Sykes, Amy Schumer and Regina Hall to host? Stage 4 rectal cancer would give me more laughs.

The news had a clip of Schumer being interviewed and was asked "what do you bring as a host?" and this unfunny twat's answer was "a vagina". Douche chilling! I'd like to see islamic terrorists unleash hell on the Dolby Theatre tomorrow and kill most of these assholes.....that I'd watch


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Any jokes in store? Nope it's politics, race baiting and a minutes silence for the Ukraine - which most winners will probably send thoughts and prayers towards.

 

[Sweet Death]

I fucking hate Amy Schumer....looks like it will be a total wokefest, disguised as an awards show....I would never watch such horseshit...

 

[PinkE]

Amy Schumer is an unfunny fat cow. Everything about her seems forced and fake. It's like watching Bigbird talk with some spoilt Jew girl voice, gross

 

[Bill Murray]

I fucking hate Amy Schumer....looks like it will be a total wokefest, disguised as an awards show....I would never watch such horseshit...

She was slightly funny at the very start of her career but quickly turned into a one trick pony where all of her jokes revolved around her cunt (I guess that makes sense why she's a spokeswoman for a tampon company). I like blue humor and comedians like Jim Norton or Doug Stanhope can be terribly vulgar but they use vulgarity to form the joke not just as the joke.

 

[j.f.🔎]

If a movie wins an Oscar I think it's probably just gonna be 3 hours of 'epic' shite that I'll never get back, I feel the same way about the Oscars.

 

[Sabu]

She was slightly funny at the very start of her career but quickly turned into a one trick pony where all of her jokes revolved around her cunt (I guess that makes sense why she's a spokeswoman for a tampon company). I like blue humor and comedians like Jim Norton or Doug Stanhope can be terribly vulgar but they use vulgarity to form the joke not just as the joke.

Norton and Stanhope are fucking awesome.
Regarding Amy Shitmer:

 

[SlovakBabe]

i would if there was a part wher dey take their knee and people fuck them frum behind
ohh wait am confusing it with porn

 

[McTwatFace]

I'd rather watch "keeping up with the Kardashians" whilst cleaning Jeffery Dahmers fridge out than listen to self righteous lefty wokist pricks lecture us on how we should all be gay and identify as noodles just so they can get their ugly faces on screen whilst apologising for their white privilege.

In other words...No.

 

[pappa stupid]

I doubt i have ever watched or cared about these fucking penguins! Hero worship at it's finest ! fuck every last one of them especially The Rock, Mark Wahlberg and all the other cunts that keep putting out shit movies

 

[j.f.🔎]

Norton and Stanhope are fucking awesome.
Regarding Amy Shitmer:

Reminded me that at one time the Oscars were worth watching.

 

[Absolution]

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John Wayne Gacy in disguise!

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Hell no, fuck those celebrity dick sucking faggots

Amy Schumer is an unfunny fat cow. Everything about her seems forced and fake. It's like watching Bigbird talk with some spoilt Jew girl voice, gross

Even her jokes are fake

 

[Racist Bastard]

I agree. It’s a joke. There not giving actual awards to people who have earned them. It’s all just to celebrate being a faggot or a pedo or a nigger.

 

[Kesselring]

I've never understood the appeal of awards shows, the only time I've ever seen something entertaining was when Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes for the last time and took a great big piss on everyone. Other clips of the hosts, presenters or winners makes me hate these cunts with a fervor. But this year's Oscars....wow, this is some epic horseshit. Who the fuck picked Wanda Sykes, Amy Schumer and Regina Hall to host? Stage 4 rectal cancer would give me more laughs.

The news had a clip of Schumer being interviewed and was asked "what do you bring as a host?" and this unfunny twat's answer was "a vagina". Douche chilling! I'd like to see islamic terrorists unleash hell on the Dolby Theatre tomorrow and kill most of these assholes.....that I'd watch


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oh my god
youre even more stupid than i thought
now im ashamed to have teased you
god really did enjoy his meth watching your mom's ass shitting you

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

I'll watch if Wanda sykes fists Amy Schumer

 

[Deleted User 201666]

No