Has anyone been to jail/prison? If yes for what and how long?

[Christopher Hitchens]

🤣🤣🤣 real convicts don't brag about that shit... foh

I’m not bragging, it wasn’t a good thing. And you must have never been in jail because people in there brag dude.

I spent six years in county jail and so far 3 years in Florida state prison, I am however able to come and go as I please since I’m a civilian employee.

Oh dang I’ve heard of programs like that

 

[Pensacola333]

No. Closest I've come is being severely depressed and in bed for almost 2 years. That was kinda like jail, except I didn't have to fear anyone raping me..........except myself.

You raped yourself? How does one rape themselves? .... nevermind....don't answer that question.

 

[Interregnum]

7 times in jail. 3 time felon... naughty natured. But I've been off paper for 9 years

i want life sentence with you in a cell
😍

 

[0rganDonor]

Sentenced to 90 days in Military Correctional Training Centre, Colchester, for battery. Served 60.

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

Sentenced to 90 days in Military Correctional Training Centre, Colchester, for battery. Served 60.

That sounds like a steep penalty for battery but idk military stuff

 

[Amalgamation]

idk military stuff

...and you wanted to fight for Ukraine 😂

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

...and you wanted to fight for Ukraine 😂

Yea there is something called training. Every soldier is untrained before they go to basic training. So that point wasnt clever, and you’re a moron who somehow became a mod.

 

[Thekrusher]

yes in my youth,now i am 50 years old,when i was 20 i was for 5 years arrested for selling ecstasy,speed and dope.

 

[Amalgamation]

Yea there is something called training. Every soldier is untrained before they go to basic training.

Congratulations, this is true. Training is a thing that soldiers experience.

So that point wasnt clever

I don't make remarks to be clever. I do it because this is a welcoming space to do so.

and you’re a moron who somehow became a mod.

..and you somehow found it surprising the military could be harsh.

- - -

I'll at least answer the topic question.

I've done substances A-Z, ran from police, been homeless, beefed with weapons present, and I'm yet to have a meaningful scratch on my record. Do tell more about how much of a moron I am, though.

 

[Sabu]

I can't really decide who is our current resident village idiot. @Eric Blair or @Gentenaar9000 . Ah, fuck it, we have two.

 

[Bill Murray]

Yes (jail), about 7 hours from arrest to release, none of anyone's fucking business

 

[Sabu]

none of anyone's fucking business

Exactly. But leave it to the jobless homo named Eric Blair to ask.

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

Congratulations, this is true. Training is a thing that soldiers experience.



I don't make remarks to be clever. I do it because this is a welcoming space to do so.

Idk what you mean by this, another dumb comment I’d guess

..and you somehow found it surprising the military could be harsh.

No I found it surprising that a charge of battery could be harsh but again nice trying to be clever

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I'll at least answer the topic question.

I've done substances A-Z, ran from police, been homeless, beefed with weapons present, and I'm yet to have a meaningful scratch on my record. Do tell more about how much of a moron I am, though.

You are a moron about politics. You're smart at being a scumbag though so congrats.

 

[Sabu]

You should really give up Eric. You make yourself look so fucking stupid in damn near every thread you make. Oh and as always.... get a fucking job.

 

[Courtland]

I was in prison in England for 6 years,for exporting 11 tons of hash from Holland to England then on to Canada which is I am from the story is worthy of a book 100%✓i actually got 10yrs but around 2010 the Brits started letting foreign Nationals out early because(god bless them) they came to the realization that the money spent on rehabilitation of foreign National prisoners who are going to be deported anyways was foolish ,here is the kicker I never even ate a meal or drank a pint of beer in that country,I visited it for half a day to rent out a large empty tool makers s

 

[Amalgamation]

Idk what you mean by this, another dumb comment I’d guess

No I found it surprising that a charge of battery could be harsh but again nice trying to be clever

You are a moron about politics. You're smart at being a scumbag though so congrats.

Yes, as I pointed out, you somehow found it surprising the military could be harsh.

Chances are, Eric, British military isn't as soft and coddled as American military, which is right up your alley. Soft faggot.

 

[Misfit-138-]

2 years for aggrevated BNE and vandalism. I did it. Nothing served. 🤣

 

[0rganDonor]

That sounds like a steep penalty for battery but idk military stuff

It was a headbutt. Head and shod feet are considered weapon equivalent. An aggravating factor.

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

2 years for aggrevated BNE and vandalism. I did it. Nothing served. 🤣

Nothing served? How the fuck you get 2 years and not serve it lol?

It was a headbutt. Head and shod feet are considered weapon equivalent. An aggravating factor.

Oh shit really, I had no idea that’s weird. Is that in civilian law too or just military?

Yes, as I pointed out, you somehow found it surprising the military could be harsh.

Chances are, Eric, British military isn't as soft and coddled as American military, which is right up your alley. Soft faggot.

I’m a history lover and military history too, I know the military can be harsh dipshit. I thought the military courts sentence was harsh, I thought maybe they are harsher on you because it’s your fellow soldier or something.

I’m just gonna pretend that you were joking in the second paragraph. You should too if you don’t want to look even more retarded than you already do.

 

[hedgerow]

surprisingly no, as i've successfully outraced the police, driven buzzed and got pulled over (shameful), and other nasty behavior

actually, i've never even gotten a single moving violation in my life...i'm like george of the jungle, just lucky, i guess