What made you smile/happy today ?

[wino]

my team

commin from 40+ points down to beat

this lot !

 

[Zayad]

Saw a guy who looked like he overdosed on bronzing lotion, ORANGE! I couldn't contain my lulz.

 

[sincisor]

since this day is only 5 hrs old, just a few posts here.

 

[aunt acid]

Rupert Murdoch almost getting shaving foamed by Jonnie Marbles and Mrs Murdoch whacking the guy on the head.

 

[Sister]

A bottle of Cheerwine and some motherfuckin POKEMON.

 

[wino]

this quote of a m/c site

Only a motorcyclist truly understands why a dog sticks his head out of a car window

 

[magoo]

video sent to me by email... and if you listen carefully you can hear the triffids
and me working out how to post the video

 

[Decent60]

What exactly happened, I mean like a background story because it looked like you were anticipating something like that lol

 

[C_R]

A female staff at work was in a meeting this morning when I went in, and on my way out I was told she was let go for not handing in lost property. some stuff considered quite pricey, like designer sunglasses and hair straighteners. But on the other hand, why the fuck do people keep forgetting about their shit? And why do old women go to the gym? Why am I subjected to see what goes on between those folds? D:

so yeah, people doing stupid things.

 

[D.O.A.]

Nothing. I got to work at 5:30am and found everyone looking more miserable then usual at that hour, turns out the guy I work with and a man I consider a good friend died in his sleep last night. Had a meeting at 7:30 to give the news to the people who arrive at that time and all the girls started crying and all the guys were looking the their shoes.
A sad day, but he was the type of guy who left a lot of happy memories.
RIP Karl, you crazy german bastard. God shouts the first round.

 

[wino]

Sorry to hear that bloke, remember him very well at his wake, RIP to Karl

 

[Decent60]

Sorry to hear that DOA, I'll have a pint in his name.

 

[revolva]

I fantasized about having secks wif a crack ho...came all over myself and got off the train

 

[wino]

beer !

 

[C_R]

payday. payday makes everyone happy.

 

[fuckballs]

Got a biz-niz offer I cant refuse dont feel like working anymore

 

[Decent60]

Got a biz-niz offer I cant refuse dont feel like working anymore

The porn industry is looking for assholes to shove huge things into?

 

[Grombolar]

Chicken hunt.

 

[wino]

The porn industry is looking for assholes to shove huge things into?

have you checked your location lately ?

 

[magoo]

finally getting to sit down with a beer and watch US GP