a new way to eat eggs!

Decent60

Patient goes beep beep beeeeeeeeeep
I was thinking the nuclear blasts in Japan had created instant fried eggs that glowed in the dark.
 

mrln

silent ghost
just another excriment to recycle. id hate to be the guy walking around with the piss bucket. who thinks of this stupid shit? whats next,liquifying jizz and bottling it as bodylotion?
 

Yabaw

Banned
Administrator
just another excriment to recycle. id hate to be the guy walking around with the piss bucket. who thinks of this stupid shit? whats next,liquifying jizz and bottling it as bodylotion?
PATENT THAT IDEA!!!
Cept make it a face cream for rich women and the best specimens of jizz come from WoW players from sweden. Make an absolute mint. I'll be your business partner for it, I've convinced many a woman to accept a special Yabaw flavoured facial.
 

mrln

silent ghost
PATENT THAT IDEA!!!
Cept make it a face cream for rich women and the best specimens of jizz come from WoW players from sweden. Make an absolute mint. I'll be your business partner for it, I've convinced many a woman to accept a special Yabaw flavoured facial.
as long as they eat enough tropical fruit,it shouldnt taste as bad too. it can be universal like that!
 

Yabaw

Banned
Administrator
as long as they eat enough tropical fruit,it shouldnt taste as bad too. it can be universal like that!
Wont matter what they eat, the women wont be putting it in their mouths, just on their faces, we can add a mild scent to it to mask the musk of nerd spuff. Market it as a living protein skin regeneration balm. As its being marketed as a swedish product we'll call it Spüff
 
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sickfuck

Banned
i can see it now. some poor unsuspecting fucker is going to grab his moms "lotion" and spank one out. SICK! lol.
 

mrln

silent ghost
Wont matter what they eat, the women wont be putting it in their mouths, just on their faces, we can add a mild scent to it to mask the musk of nerd spuff. Market it as a living protein skin regeneration balm. As its being marketed as a swedish product we'll call it Spüff
now will it be in a jar to scoop out by hand? or is it going to be in a squeeze bottle. maybe a pump?
 

Yabaw

Banned
Administrator
Or have a separate 'serum' for internal cleansing comes in a box of six little cups similar to the ones you get vodka jelly served in.
 
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