Police Big Mama Arrested For Shoplifting

[Monkman777]

And denies it...

 

[igotyour40acres]

I ain't searching that mega-chud. She can keep that turkey, wherever it's stuffed...

 

[Smokinrav]

I can hear that shirt screaming from here

 

[CunningLinguist]

they didn't realize that she was still concealing a flat panel TV between the bags

 

[Jizdrop1]

The fucking state of it! Why did she have a shower cap on?

 

[Pajeet]

How do I obtain that body shape?

 

[Jizdrop1]

How do I obtain that body shape?

Be a greedy pig like her and eat this 5 times per day washed down with 6 litres of Coca Cola (Full Sugar version)

PS you also need to sit on your arse all day doing fuck all.

 

[Pajeet]

Be a greedy pig like her and eat this 5 times per day washed down with 6 litres of Coca Cola (Full Sugar version)

PS you also need to sit on your arse all day doing fuck all.

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Do I need food stamps and 5 to 6 baby daddies?

 

[CunningLinguist]

The fucking state of it! Why did she have a shower cap on?

the cop had the same question on her mind and so she checked inside of it

 

[Humungus]

How ironic that fat bastard has a feather tattoo.

 

[mrln]

either the cops or ice!
get the paddy wagon for her tits ass!

 

[LUNATIC666]

how the hell can that ape swing from the tree`s at that size..

 

[Teeshine]

And denies it...
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My fellow Americans, are you sick and tired of this fatass mistake that LIBERALS now make heifer comercials of? Revlon for one. MOOOOO!!!!!! Motherfucker, MOOOOOO!!! Ever see a blond Holstein!? Maybelin! moo🐮

 

[methedup77]

How do I obtain that body shape?

Lots of Processed foods and fast food. Jabba the Hutt


Put that bitch on meth and crack. In a couple weeks she’ll be running marathons around the city

 

[Pajeet]

Lots of Processed foods and fast food. Jabba the Hutt


Put that bitch on meth and crack. In a couple weeks she’ll be running marathons around the city

Her momma wus on crack, she be snorting them food stamps ya dig?

 

[hedgerow]

millions of useless parasites like this all over America are destroying the US...i don't know the answer except putting them down, but maybe that's too much

 

[miketeevee13]

Call Ice and have them deport those big boobies back to Mexico or whatever brown county she came from.

 

[ghastly_Predator]

just flash your boobs love and they'll let you go, that's the best trick in the book.

 

[ghastly_Predator]

How do I obtain that body shape?

30 Big Macs a day, 20 portions of fries, followed by 15 Milkshakes. McDonald's will supply the Shower Cap free of charge.