disaster Bike Thief Gets Instant Karma (2 Viewers)
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I bet he is still learning to drink from a cup too
DoDoo
You shoud hear my Spanish ...
When are the Basketball Americans finally going to take responsibility for everything ? That poor fucker wouldn't have been in that position if it weren't for the lazy Basketball American who's getting paid 10 dollars an hour to pour those curbs. If he were making eleven or even twelve dollars an hour, maybe he could have afforded a backup tape measure because his original one was stolen by some other Basketball American (imagine that) to measure that curb correctly.
Ex Spatula King
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That was comical. Next time he better steel so e training wheels to go with it 😂
Panzercat79
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Hate to be that dude,but how the hell do you know he stole the bike?
wiggins
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As the late, great John Lennon used to say, the Basketball American is the Basketball American of the world...
Absolution
There is no off position on the genius switch.
How do we know he's not just uncoordinated!
Jon N.
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if he cant handle a bike, then he should stay walking, or have a friend pull him around in a red wagon.
MysteryTraveler
And the worms ate into his brain.
Biden has GOT to start using training wheels. With the fantastic job he is doing keeping our border secure, and keeping gas prices and inflation low, we can't afford for him to keep taking the dangerous bike rides.
Ba ha ha ha ha! Asphalt to the Fkn Facey! It 👁👁'S good on Ya,U Faceplant Jagoff!
I had to rewatch it 10 times right at "Faceplant Time" Over and Over!!! Fuck that's some Funny Shit!!!
Lmao,🤣🤣🤣...SP
gimmeheadshotz
Morbid Musician
To me it looked like that tard slammed on the front brakes accidentally
I was thinking teeth as well, could very well be loose change if he is indeed the bum theif the title claims him to be
It was "Cum Gum" He spit out a Cpl of Pieces at "Asphalt Kissy Time"
Lmao,🤣...SP
Mustb2me Gore
NewbieX
Yes i counted 9 teeth's he picked up.
I had a bike. It was my favorite bike, the bike that was given to me for Christmas by my parents when I was 11 years old.
Three days afterwards I went outside one morning to ride it, and it was gone. The lock had been taken off via bolt-cutter, and it was not just the bike that had been stolen, it was the hopes and joy of a child that had too been heisted that day.
I grew up dreaming of a time when retribution would be mine, when I would get justice for this trespass of the psyche and of the soul. Preoccupied by the little details of how it might feel to hang the thief by their wrist and skin them like the catfish that I and my father would catch every Sunday afternoon.
That day has never come.
However, this video has warmed my heart as if it were sun-bathing on a Caribbean beach because it shows that somewhere, someplace, vengeance was done, and karmic debt has been paid in full.
Thanks, @Monkman777
This may not be the person who stole my bike, but vicariously it brings me a bit of glee and makes me feel a little jolly, just like that Christmas morning when I recived that bike... my favorite bike.
Three days afterwards I went outside one morning to ride it, and it was gone. The lock had been taken off via bolt-cutter, and it was not just the bike that had been stolen, it was the hopes and joy of a child that had too been heisted that day.
I grew up dreaming of a time when retribution would be mine, when I would get justice for this trespass of the psyche and of the soul. Preoccupied by the little details of how it might feel to hang the thief by their wrist and skin them like the catfish that I and my father would catch every Sunday afternoon.
That day has never come.
However, this video has warmed my heart as if it were sun-bathing on a Caribbean beach because it shows that somewhere, someplace, vengeance was done, and karmic debt has been paid in full.
Thanks, @Monkman777
This may not be the person who stole my bike, but vicariously it brings me a bit of glee and makes me feel a little jolly, just like that Christmas morning when I recived that bike... my favorite bike.
Jeffroush56
Forum Veteran
WHAT THE FUCK MAN! I'm disappointed he survived that. Very, very disappointed ☹️
