disaster Birthday Girl Trying To Do Dragon Breath

[CunningLinguist]

The funny thing is this shit is so fucking easy to do properly, people just always forget to mist it, or do too much, or fucking inhale, or dont give enough power behind it.


Its funny. I used to do it drunk, never once burned myself, or any of my hair (well once i kinda singed my hair because i was going as the 2002 shaggy from the live scooby doo and i had sorta long hippy hair lmfao)

I used to light farts naked until I burned my anus in front of my girlfriend. Incredibly, she still wanted to marry me.

 

[miketeevee13]

1. She’s Asian
2. She’s a woman
What could go wrong or Wong in her case.

 

[miketeevee13]

I used to light farts naked until I burned my anus in front of my girlfriend. Incredibly, she still wanted to marry me.

Me and my brother tried this too after watching that scene in Dumb and Dumber. We could only get it to flicker a little bit. We guessed that our farts weren’t gassy enough 😜

 

[yotgguitar]

Stick my big cock in those lips and shortly thereafter I'll produce some lip balm for her

 

[Teeshine]

Why did chinks grape u or made u homeless or could it be something else🤣🤣

Im going with 'something else' for the win, Chuck

 

[Teeshine]

Stick my big cock in those lips and shortly thereafter I'll produce some lip balm for her

I got TRO here. Teeshine Root Oil for what ails you. Great for toothaches!