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Blaine's Totally Rad Post-Nuclear Vision Farce: Gaiden

Fallout 2 Intro:
YouTube - "Fallout 2" Intro

Blaine's Character Sheet (bog-standard "diplosniper"):














Angrily scratching his manpurse, Blaine enters the forbidding building.


 

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Manfully slaying giant ants and radscorpions along the way, Blaine proceeds cautiously through the crumbling Cave of Trials, scavenging mind-altering healing herbs...


Pondering the long-ago death of an unidentified reptilian creature...


Overcoming tests of skill...




 

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Surviving by virtue of his wits and fast reflexes...




Discovering relics not seen by human eyes for centuries...




...And sometimes simply taking a break to relax and admire the scenery.


Nearing the end of the Cave of Trials, Blaine makes a fortuitous discovery...




...And, by virtue of his keen intellect and problem-solving abilities, clears the last obstacle standing in his way.




 

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Finally, after much hardship, Blaine's goal is in sight! One final challenge remains to be conquered.












(The Holy Vault Dweller's Suit, of Vault 13)


Blaine, now the Chosen One, returns to Arroyo in triumph to share his elation with the rest of the village.




*** TO BE CONTINUED ***
 

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Rosie;8629 said:
OMG, I fapped. xxx

Oh Rosie, you're sweet, but you know I'm sharp enough to spot a pity comment when I see one. :rose:

Seriously though, if people enjoy BTRPNVF:G, I'll continue with it; if not, I'll just drop it. If it sucks balls and isn't entertaining, fuck it. No skin off my back, because it takes quite a lot of effort to put together.

Also, feel free to flame to your heart's content. If necessary, the mods can move this thread to F/L/H.
 

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Actually I thought it was kinda funny. Nice 5 minute diversion.

But then again, I played Hero's Quest (text version) again last month.

I still lol when the Centaur bitch that sells apples in Spielburg says "Odds Bodkins!" When you ask if she wants to fuck.
 

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kkkoonhater;9027 said:
Actually I thought it was kinda funny. Nice 5 minute diversion.

Yeah, and like anything else, it takes far longer to create than to read and enjoy.

I have to actually play the game (of course), do a bit of posing and scene-arranging, check each screen shot to ensure it came out right (which I didn't fully succeed at; couldn't capture the explosion in progress, and caught too much tribal head-scratching near the end), and finally, crop the images and add the dialogue in Photoshop, which takes thought as well as busywork.

Oh yeah, and then post everything in a nice, easy-to-follow format.

I think it took me four or five hours all told.

Ideally, I should rip every sprite frame from the game's resource files and manually create each scene. That would allow for a lot more poses, and even .GIF animations.

But that all depends on how popular these first few "episodes" are.
 

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Suicide Boy;9025 said:
Oh Rosie, you're sweet, but you know I'm sharp enough to spot a pity comment when I see one. :rose:

Oh Sweetheart, I can assure you that was no pity comment.

I do enjoy watching games, but I never play them. :rose:

xxx
 

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*** PART 2: INTO THE WASTELAND ***

Soundtrack for Arroyo Village:​
YouTube - Fallout 2 Sountrack - Arroyo

We rejoin Blaine inside the village elder's tent, receiving instructions to guide him through the next phase of his solemn quest.
















Blaine sets out to do a few good deeds around Arroyo before his departure....
 

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Gazing at the sights of Arroyo, all he's ever known, with new eyes....



...And honing his skills to prepare for the arduous journey through the wasteland.


Presently, Blaine makes his way to the village shaman's tent, seeking wisdom and further guidance.






 

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Assured that Arroyo is safe (at least for the time being), Blaine strides bravely forth, into the wasteland and the unknown.

 

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