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animals Curiosity Got The Best Of Kitty
- Thread starter Monkman777
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rottenfresh
ummmmm, You smell that?
Vallrain
Well Known Member
A cat-egory 5 cat-astrophic cat-astrophe *kill me*You guys know what I'm going to say.. what a friggin CATASTROPHE!
letterhead
Psycho bitch
It's not feline very well
Vallrain
Well Known Member
Looking like that, I have some sheep pussy if you want i can put some on hold, when i butcher the next one after i run out of meat, I can cut her womb and flaps, dry em and mail her pussy to you, might look rough I'm not a surgeon.
Then all you need is an empty torch to use as a make shift flesh light lmfao, she has had a few kids and ah, my mates ram has a huge dick so it might be a little loose even once dried but I never fucked a sheep so ah, I wouldn't know, I never even been to new Zealand.
Is the boner gone, you're welcome 😊 🤣
Move us to DefCat 1
TOOSEE
Forum Veteran
none taken my over the ditch friend
You know the one about the Aussie working with a NZ shearing crew on a farm on the South Island?
Friday night. Aussie goes 'Shall we go to the pub?'
'No pub'
'how a bout a movie?'
'No movie hosue'
'so what do you do for fun?'
'this'
They get a sheep and stick its neck between the fence wires and one has his go at it.
They ask him if he'd like a go.
'Well, I wouldn't mind but I don't think my head would fit between the wires...'
Oldie but a goodie. Told to me by a Kiwi...
TOOSEE
Forum Veteran
Kiwi buys a farm in the outback.
200 miles to nearest neighbour, 3 miles to his letterbox.
hes out getting mail looks in distance sees a big dust storm.
he stands there watching and in the end a holden pulls up and an aussie hopes out.
"Gidday mate" he says "Im your neighbour,live 67 miles down road".
Thought Id pop by and invite you to a party mate.
Kiwi was amazed. "What sort of party the he said?
"A typical Aussie welcome party mate, BBQ, lotsa cold beers, music, spa, a bit of hooty, and if you get lucky, maybe a frenzied all out kinky root" the Aussie said.
"Fuuuuck" the Kiwi said "count me in"!! "Sounds like a blast!! What time and what should I wear" said the kiwi?
The Aussie replied " make it about 6 mate and wear what you want, theres only you and me gonna be there"..............................................................
Aussie walking in farm land in NZ. See's a bloke fucking a sheep.
Says: 'shouldn't you be shearing that?'
Kiwi: 'I'm not sharing that with anyone...'
Rubbing vinegar on a wasp sting can also help relieve a wasp sting on human, but since this cat was stung on the nose by a wasp, vinegar is not an option. In this case, you should take it to the vet who will give it an injection to reduce the swelling.
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