Do NOT make fun of Dad's sweater!

Look at the whiny brat
I'd have fucking clobbered him

Once when I was a kid I told my dad to "go fuck yourself seeing as no woman would want you pussy prick" because I wanted to stay out at a party instead of having fish n chips with him.
He threw me through a shed, both sides.. then we punched each other in the face, hugged, made up, had fish n chips.. then, and only then, did I go to that party
Good times