Drugs to kill me

Luke79

Rookie
It says on the box of paracetamol don't take more than 4 a day or something, you could try 5-6 tablets sit back on the couch and you'll probably die in 24-48 hours, either that or feel better
Actually, paracetamol (acetaminophen) is one of the worst ways to die. It will take about a week. You'll die slowly and painfully from liver failure. Dreadful way to go. There is an antidote, but it has to be administered within about 12 hours maximum. And 4 a day? What are you talking about? The max dose in 24 hours is 4 grams. That's 8 tablets of 500mg. They need to be spaced though, or they can cause liver damage. Paracetamol OD is probably one of the worst methods you could choose.

OP, seek help please, from your doctor. Even get drunk and laid, or high, in the meantime, to hold you through.
 

D.O.A.

LET ME TELL YOU A COUPLE A THREE THINGS
Actually, paracetamol (acetaminophen) is one of the worst ways to die. It will take about a week. You'll die slowly and painfully from liver failure. Dreadful way to go. There is an antidote, but it has to be administered within about 12 hours maximum. And 4 a day? What are you talking about? The max dose in 24 hours is 4 grams. That's 8 tablets of 500mg. They need to be spaced though, or they can cause liver damage. Paracetamol OD is probably one of the worst methods you could choose.

OP, seek help please, from your doctor. Even get drunk and laid, or high, in the meantime, to hold you through.
OP should kill himself painfully 👌

Also you should see your GP and get your sarcasm detector checked, it's broken
 

DrJ

Pure Scorpio
A cuppa and piece of cake make everyone feel better, and clean up is a breeze, unlike some of the other breaks from
reality(see shotguns and flinchers).
Smoke a joint, Have a brew, relax and talk to someone. Leaving ones’ apartment (or your mother‘s basement as the case may be), Getting some fresh air, and walking away from
the internet is a novel idea and works well.
 
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Wolf

The weak are meat the strong do eat...
Alcohol enema. Just make sure it's a 22 oz. Bottle or larger and to get it fully inserted. Should take a couple swift kicks to the ass to get it all up in there. The bleeding from when it explodes should lead to your death while giving you a quick buzz. If not, try switching to liquor instead.
 
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