Funny Exhaust monkey

[lovestruck]

 

[djdeeds]

There's something dense and retarded in those brains. I mean ... rather than just have a wank somewhere, he literally sticks his cock up a rusty exhaust. (shaking my head) I've had some stupid wanks in my past - I think I've actually built extra muscles inside my brain that it never thought it would ever have from some of the wild fantasies I've led myself into trying to cum ..... but fucking a car tail pipe has NEVER been one of them.

 

[nimblefingers]

He still went to go get milk and never came back.

 

[Bostonjohn]

..... fuckin a car, broad daylight, then shocked when someone has a phone out recording?! Nigga please, NIGGA PLEASE!

 

[lechmich]

I know son, the amount of times I've said "fuck this car and the horse it rode in on". But really?

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

The car looked disappointed in this encounter

 

[dildo_swaggins]

push his arse into that exhaust then plant a foot firmly on the gas peddle - happy days

 

[CessnaPilot]

What would the kids look like???

 

[Harumph]

He must be reminiscing about his last group sexcapade.

 

[Rhino2818]

And that folks is how cars are made🤣🤣

 

[Vallrain]

There's something dense and retarded in those brains. I mean ... rather than just have a wank somewhere, he literally sticks his cock up a rusty exhaust. (shaking my head) I've had some stupid wanks in my past - I think I've actually built extra muscles inside my brain that it never thought it would ever have from some of the wild fantasies I've led myself into trying to cum ..... but fucking a car tail pipe has NEVER been one of them.

Tell me the worst thought, and the worst action, you can't tease my morbid curiosity like that.

I wonder what my worst thought has been, perhaps drilling a hole in a tree and fucking it till my dick bleeds, cumming as I pull splinters out 😆.

When I was a kid i tried beating of and pissing at the same time that was probably the strangest thing i tried, sexual curiosity and all that jaz, all it did was burn like a mother fucker and I held it back lmao.

You're welcome by the way, only ask for what you are prepared to dish out.

 

[Wacom]

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This reminds me of a movie where a guy fucks anything that has a hole on it. Like a tree hole, or a hole in the ground. What movie was that? 🤔

 

[D.O.A.]

There's something dense and retarded in those brains. I mean ... rather than just have a wank somewhere, he literally sticks his cock up a rusty exhaust. (shaking my head) I've had some stupid wanks in my past - I think I've actually built extra muscles inside my brain that it never thought it would ever have from some of the wild fantasies I've led myself into trying to cum ..... but fucking a car tail pipe has NEVER been one of them.

He's not fucking it he's extracting the platinum from the catalytic converter. Fucking junkies.

 

[djdeeds]

He's not fucking it he's extracting the platinum from the catalytic converter. Fucking junkies.

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Fkk'n niggers ... seems Human DNA adapted and evolved to now give them Vacuum intake valve cocks ! Gonna become a bazillionaire when I finally patent my new bumper stickers that say .... "This car has AIDS"

 

[Dr Deacon]

It's that teenage nigger @WeK1llNatz1s

 

[methedup77]

Technically that’s a fucking sand nigger. Not an African nigger. He’s middle eastern Indian.

 

[Jizdrop1]

What would the kids look like???

 

[Vallrain]

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Except rusty with a few dints and the colour of shit left in the sun for a week, dry crusty and fkn rank 😆.