fellatio cafe

D.O.A.

I HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO PEAK
Can't do it. I'm bad enough in a cafe the cup better be sparkling clean as it is I don't know what nigger was drinking out of it beforehand. The same theory applies to sticking my cock in some glorified baristas mouth. Not even the tip. Not that they were getting one anyway.
 

Grand Mal Caesar

Lurker Meat
Fellatioista: Would like cream in your coffee sir?

Customer: Yes please.

Fellatioista: Sthlurp sthlurp sthlurp sthlurp sthlurp... ... ... Pi-thuh

Customer: Thank you.
 

SPHINCTERPUNCH

Forum Veteran
Damn,like the Gameshow, "The Price Is Right",B'cuz the Price is Right!!! Fkn Lap Dances can cost that much,even More!...Sit there Drinking a Coffee, and Getting A Load Off Of Your Mind...Sounds Pretty Good...Gonna b interesting to see how it ends up Playing Out...Order Your Coffee Black,and in a Few Slurps and Burps,Add In Your Own Cream;Lmfao...SP
 
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