Mini Wiconi -Water Is Life!
Brilliant MO just brilliant my dear one.Greta says, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."
Our generation didn't have the "green thing" back in the day. Back then, we returned milk bottles and ginges back to shop. The shop sent them back from whence they came to be washed and sterilised and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.
But we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.
Shops bagged our messages in brown paper bags that we reused for stacks of things. Most memorable besides household rubbish bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our drawings of spunky cocks and vag and smelly arseholes and such. Then we were able to personalise our books on the brown paper bags.
But, too bad we didn't do the "green thing" back then. We walked up stairs because we didn't have an escalator in every shop and office building. We walked to the shops and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to walk to the end of the fucking street.
But she was right. We didn't have the "green thing" in our day.
Back then we washed the baby's shitty nappies because we didn't have the throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days.
Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But fuckface is right; we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.
Back then we had one TV in the house, not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a young lad's bollock, not a screen the size of a castle.
In the kitchen we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.
When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the grass. We used a push mower that ran on fucking sweat.
We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right; we didn't have the "green thing" back then.
We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We replaced the razor blade in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the "green thing" back then.
Back then, people took the bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their dad's into a 24-hour fucking taxi service in the family's cunt guzzling car, which cost what a whole house did before the "green thing."
We had one electrical socket in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerised gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger king.
But isn't it sad the current generation moans about how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing" back then?
So up yours, you little shit!