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Funny/Weird Shit You've Experienced/Done At Work
- Thread starter DokraOwl
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djdeeds
Constantly laughing at the world
One of the million Jobs I had over the years was for a party/entertainment company I dressed as a clown and delivered helium balloons to different places. One particular day I was on my way to a delivery and when leaving an intersection after stopping for a red light , the rear door of the van lifted up as I took off and over 500 helium balloons drifted out and up into the sky!
I just sat on the side of the road dressed as a fuckin' clown looking up into the air as all those balloons disappeared knowing I was about to be fired.
I just sat on the side of the road dressed as a fuckin' clown looking up into the air as all those balloons disappeared knowing I was about to be fired.
slicedgothica
eat shit and die liberal
i used to self harm in the breakroom with the work box cutters... what a era!!!1
while working on a bridge,i saw a guy cross I-95. a few close calls he had.
same bridge,i saw a motorcycle get sideswiped by a tractor trailer. it was the bikes fault really. anyway,the guy took a tumble and roll. cops came and the guy was acting like he was looking for something on the ground to distract the cop. then he too,crossed I-95 traffic and ran away from the cops. either he stole the bike or there was a warrant for his arrest. why else would you do that after getting hit and tumbled on the ground?
same bridge,i saw a motorcycle get sideswiped by a tractor trailer. it was the bikes fault really. anyway,the guy took a tumble and roll. cops came and the guy was acting like he was looking for something on the ground to distract the cop. then he too,crossed I-95 traffic and ran away from the cops. either he stole the bike or there was a warrant for his arrest. why else would you do that after getting hit and tumbled on the ground?
I worked at a place where if you looked at someone too long, said something not PC you can get fired. One day this flaming gay insane black guy uses the womans bathroom in the guest lobby entrance. This is where VPs would use the bathroom. This degen fuck pisses all over the walls, toilet, sink and trots out. We had him on video going in and of course it was the only person in that restroom area for hours. We called in the janitor to clean up the mess. I connected my boss about this deviant behavior and he said let it go. So at a top 3 insurance company, we can let wackos piss on everything without any repercussions because he was a gay wacko.
While working at a small computer sales and repair place back in the early 2000's we would have people come in and simply leave personal porn files on the desktop. Even video files. We had some dude that loved to bing in his PC every couple of months for a BS reason and he would have masturbation vids on his desktop. So one day the tech got tired of his gay fake repair issues or intentional damage. Basically, one guy said that none of staff was gay or interested in his cock and that unless he had a real issue no to come back.
Another time a rather attractive woman left he whole swinger /sex vacation file on the desktop and well it was smoking hot. Problem was everyone in the store took a look. So when she came in to pick up the PC the employees could not stop checking her out. She otthe vibe and asked. I had to say something because she felt awkward. I told her that generally, this place attracts nerds and the she was exceptionally "good-looking" and it just was a rare occasion for a lace filled with nerds. She took it as a compliment not knowing most the staff added her pics to a spank bank.
Two of the female staff were from the Philippines. They can be wild chicks. They all hung out with three other girls and they would come in occasionally to go to lunch with them. One girl was an exhibitionist. So she squatted down one day wearing a short skirt and a really nice pair of purple panties. A buddy of mine pointed it out. I gave her a big smile and said thanks you made my day. Made some small talk and laughed about the situation. Days later her friend that I worked with asked if I was interested in her and if she wanted to "get together". I was a bit taken back it was really blunt. She said her friend was really interested then she wanted to know about the size of my "man parts". I thought it was odd that this was 3rd party questioning but the girl asking was attractive more so than the other. The exhibitionist already had a BF and another guy chasing her (from work) and was known as a slut so I was not too interested ( i wanted a real relationship for a change). So I gave a "she was nice" but I knew she had a BF and another guy from work was really interested so I was not going there.
She said what about the other question. I sort of laughed and asked her what would be the point ( clearly she was interested ) later that day she slid her hand across my package while I was working on a quote. I was a bit surprised. I said if she wanted to know meet me in the bathroom in five. So she did. It was a risk but hey not like this shit happens every day. I walked in to the bathroom first and she slid her hand into my pants pocket and I got insta-hard. She said something like that is nice thick in her accent. Then sort of worked it for a few seconds. I said well is that what you wanted to know? She nodded a bit and then started to un-do my pants. Squatted down and took a long look. My dick was unrealistically hard I could driven nails with it. She kissed it and ran her tongue down the shaft a few times. Gave my head a bit of attention and a kiss. Got up and giggled. She said, not here, all while still handling my junk in a jacking off manner. So I said are you sure pulling her close kissing her and sliding my hand down her panties. Ya, she was soaked. She let out a little moan/breath and let me work it for a few seconds, starting to work her hips into the motion.
About that time we heard someone walk over to that area of the store and start discussing computer cases. Then the customer said where are your restrooms to one of the sales guys. They tried the door, locked, we had two bathroom so they used the other.
She sort of freaked a bit. Waited a moment and then she was like that was nice. and walked out the door.
So no nut, and I had to wait several minutes until my dick was not making a tent in my dress pants. We flirted on and off, later found out she had a kid and had no real time for much else. It was "in the moment sort of thing"
While working at a small computer sales and repair place back in the early 2000's we would have people come in and simply leave personal porn files on the desktop. Even video files. We had some dude that loved to bing in his PC every couple of months for a BS reason and he would have masturbation vids on his desktop. So one day the tech got tired of his gay fake repair issues or intentional damage. Basically, one guy said that none of staff was gay or interested in his cock and that unless he had a real issue no to come back.
Another time a rather attractive woman left he whole swinger /sex vacation file on the desktop and well it was smoking hot. Problem was everyone in the store took a look. So when she came in to pick up the PC the employees could not stop checking her out. She otthe vibe and asked. I had to say something because she felt awkward. I told her that generally, this place attracts nerds and the she was exceptionally "good-looking" and it just was a rare occasion for a lace filled with nerds. She took it as a compliment not knowing most the staff added her pics to a spank bank.
Two of the female staff were from the Philippines. They can be wild chicks. They all hung out with three other girls and they would come in occasionally to go to lunch with them. One girl was an exhibitionist. So she squatted down one day wearing a short skirt and a really nice pair of purple panties. A buddy of mine pointed it out. I gave her a big smile and said thanks you made my day. Made some small talk and laughed about the situation. Days later her friend that I worked with asked if I was interested in her and if she wanted to "get together". I was a bit taken back it was really blunt. She said her friend was really interested then she wanted to know about the size of my "man parts". I thought it was odd that this was 3rd party questioning but the girl asking was attractive more so than the other. The exhibitionist already had a BF and another guy chasing her (from work) and was known as a slut so I was not too interested ( i wanted a real relationship for a change). So I gave a "she was nice" but I knew she had a BF and another guy from work was really interested so I was not going there.
She said what about the other question. I sort of laughed and asked her what would be the point ( clearly she was interested ) later that day she slid her hand across my package while I was working on a quote. I was a bit surprised. I said if she wanted to know meet me in the bathroom in five. So she did. It was a risk but hey not like this shit happens every day. I walked in to the bathroom first and she slid her hand into my pants pocket and I got insta-hard. She said something like that is nice thick in her accent. Then sort of worked it for a few seconds. I said well is that what you wanted to know? She nodded a bit and then started to un-do my pants. Squatted down and took a long look. My dick was unrealistically hard I could driven nails with it. She kissed it and ran her tongue down the shaft a few times. Gave my head a bit of attention and a kiss. Got up and giggled. She said, not here, all while still handling my junk in a jacking off manner. So I said are you sure pulling her close kissing her and sliding my hand down her panties. Ya, she was soaked. She let out a little moan/breath and let me work it for a few seconds, starting to work her hips into the motion.
About that time we heard someone walk over to that area of the store and start discussing computer cases. Then the customer said where are your restrooms to one of the sales guys. They tried the door, locked, we had two bathroom so they used the other.
She sort of freaked a bit. Waited a moment and then she was like that was nice. and walked out the door.
So no nut, and I had to wait several minutes until my dick was not making a tent in my dress pants. We flirted on and off, later found out she had a kid and had no real time for much else. It was "in the moment sort of thing"
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