disaster Guess The Idiot Deserved The Hammer (1 Viewer)

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wiggins

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Thought he was gonna get hammered not the car she caused him an expensive cost there I'd have to kick her ass if it was my car
He could have thrown fuel into the window and sat back and watched her do the Hamburger Lady...



Hamburger Lady is a 1977 piece by noise art collective Throbbing Gristle. The song concerns the victim of a horrific car accident, and is based on the following extract from a letter written by “Blaster” Al Ackerman:

…By far the worst is the hamburger lady, and because of shortage right now of ‘qualified technicians’, e.g. technicians who can work with her and keep their last meal down, Screwloose Lauritzen and I have been alternating nights with her, unrelievedly. If you put a 250-lb meatloaf in the oven and then burned it and then followed that by propping it up on a potty-chair to greet you at 11pm each night, you would have some description of these past two weeks. Which is to say the worst I seen since viet napalms. When somebody tells you that there is a level of pain beyond which the human mind cannot retain consciousness, please tell them to write me. In point of fact this lady has not slept more than 3-5 minutes at a stretch since she came to us – that was over two weeks ago and, thanks to medical advances, there is no end in sight; from the waist (waste?) up everything is burned off, ears, nose etc – lower half is untouched and that, I guess, is what keeps her alive. I took one guy in to help me change tubes and he did alright, that is alright till he came out, then he spotted one of the burn nurses (pleasant smiling zombies) eating a can of chili-mac at the desk, and that did it: he flashed on the carpet. It is fucking insane is what it is.
 

GoreTex1961

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He sounds like an Israeli... Saw this on a reddit page I have been banned from commenting on. I'm sure if I wasn't already I would have been for saying this.
 
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