disaster Hold Your Shit (1 Viewer)
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gooks are filthy savages
TimTomYumPlum
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Lol what happens afterwards
That guy thought it was a fart and Woop their goes the splash !!
The kindest thing to do for people like this and society would be to euthanize them.
Johnnyboy27290
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I wonder how long it took for the worker to notice the smell? 😆
This is normal for a retarded ass slant.... this is why the USA should've exterminated their nasty asses when we had the chance.... now ole' shit pants owns your ass....
He acts like it happens all the time.
MysteryTraveler
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I once wrote a computer program that could, theoretically, detect the differences between a fart and a fecal discharge from the anus. It had to also determine if fart would be smelly or not and had to determine whether the fecal discharge was going to be dry or wet (turds or butt gravy). If the computer could have access to three sensors, it could, theoretically, tell what was likely to come out of the subject's ass hole. Exxentially, it had to make the same decision our brains make when deciding what to do when we detect a disturbance below. Here is how the program made its decision:
Having no luck finding volunteers to let me insert probes in their ass, the experiment had to remain theoretical.
Having no luck finding volunteers to let me insert probes in their ass, the experiment had to remain theoretical.
I cannot imagine that the guy at the counter would not instantly smell that.
MysteriousKittyClaws
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Oh.... He shit him self yak. That's just nasty make him clean it up🤮🤮
DriedOrigin
It’s like dust in the wind, you don’t even know.
I can confirm it fell out of his ass
