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DirtyDiamonds

I'll swallow your soul!
Administrator
I started playing the piano/keyboard when I was 13. From 18 until about 5 years ago I was the vocalist and keyboard player for a music ministry group in my church. We recorded a couple of albums. Then I woke the fuck up and got the fuck out. A few members of the forum have heard my stuff but it's not something I talk about often. Quite embarrassing. The whole church part anyway.
You sound great, though. :rose::rose:
 

beaverbreath

Well Known Member
Played rhythm guitar since I was 14 (self-taught).
Recently working on lead guitar. Some awesome tutorials on YouTube.
 
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Witchfynde

Guest
Been playing lead for - it seems like centuries - for many different bands or incarnations of bands . I own 24 guitars. I have played on a few albums as a guest or to help in the recording / composition of material
 

babble

Rookie
piano, piano-accordion, harmonica, violin and euphonium and of course as a goodly wench a dab hand at playing my husband's organ!
 

cmcw

MS Paintfuhrer at Lolokaust.com
Lyrics to the White People Songs
My gaping anus says hello
I stretch it out like pizza dough
See my innards, what do you think
Do you want this hole to stink?

Goatse
I did it cause it felt good
Goatse
I did it cause i could

Stretch the ass so wide
You'd think i'd die inside
I don't know if i can shit
just how wide can my anus get

goatse
i did it cause it felt good
Goatse i did it cause i could

And as my bare hands stretch my ass
You catch a glimmer of the past
My wedding band reflected saneness
but now i'm stetching out my anus


______________



Welcome to my lemon party
come on and join in
Old guys wanna have some fun
ancient cock tastes the best

Welcome to my lemon party
old slacks getting off
brotherhood redefined
first some beer then some cock

Geriactirc Orgy
Grandpas real desires
Slobber every phallus
before he does expire

I came here for the lemons
i stayed here for the cock
as i gargle with your semen
i wear my favorite socks

__________________

I’m dreaming of an all white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know
Where jamal gets only coal,
And white Children listen,
the klan marching in the snow
I’m dreaming of an all white Christmas,
With every Christmas hatespeech I write.
May your dreams be pure and bright,
And may all your Christmas ‘s be all white.
 

D.N.R.

Medication time
Super Moderator
Lyrics to the White People Songs
My gaping anus says hello
I stretch it out like pizza dough
See my innards, what do you think
Do you want this hole to stink?

Goatse
I did it cause it felt good
Goatse
I did it cause i could

Stretch the ass so wide
You'd think i'd die inside
I don't know if i can shit
just how wide can my anus get

goatse
i did it cause it felt good
Goatse i did it cause i could

And as my bare hands stretch my ass
You catch a glimmer of the past
My wedding band reflected saneness
but now i'm stetching out my anus


______________



Welcome to my lemon party
come on and join in
Old guys wanna have some fun
ancient cock tastes the best

Welcome to my lemon party
old slacks getting off
brotherhood redefined
first some beer then some cock

Geriactirc Orgy
Grandpas real desires
Slobber every phallus
before he does expire

I came here for the lemons
i stayed here for the cock
as i gargle with your semen
i wear my favorite socks

__________________

I’m dreaming of an all white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know
Where jamal gets only coal,
And white Children listen,
the klan marching in the snow
I’m dreaming of an all white Christmas,
With every Christmas hatespeech I write.
May your dreams be pure and bright,
And may all your Christmas ‘s be all white.
:lulz:
 

1fktmind

The meaning of life is that it stops.
Kingslayer.. Admire your ears.. i cant immagine how it would feel like to listen to terrible strings over and over till you complete a tune..
 

DeathHand

Let It All Bleed Out
Lead guitarist (after playing piano and then drums), self taught since I was about 12. Mandolin and the Great Highland Bagpipes. On guitar I play both electric and acoustic and I also dabble on an electronic keyboard.

Never played violin or fiddle but I do play electric guitar with a violin bow (Page style) as long as I have a good tape delay running.

I can`t sing worth a shit which is fine, stage fright was bad enough.
 

D.O.A.

A DINGO ATE MY BABY
I played bass badly, a couple school friends were guitarists and another one was a drummer, we played mostly black/death metal. The drummer is dead and I'd jam an ice pick in the eyeballs of the guitarists, so I consider that chapter closed.
 

McM

Krautnigger
Not a musician, but can read music due to classic guitar lessons back then and I'm playing a bit around for fun.
 
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ghoulagain

Get to running when the Ghoul is a coming. 💀
Played guitar since I was 7. Course there was years here and there that I put it down.
 
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