I hate most children to begin with but I want to take a ball peen hammer to this little fucker's skull (2 Viewers)

SPHINCTERPUNCH

PUNCHED THAT SPHINCTER!
I was watching the South Park Pandemic Special last night and Build A Bear Workshop was one of the themes so I googled them and this was one of the first videos that came back.


This spoiled spastic has almost 27 million subscribers. Who enjoys watching this horseshit?
Fkn Gay as Shit! But I'd bet that's the Point! Fkn Jagoffs! Anyway,If U end up Ball Peening any Craniums? Please Record and Post! I'd luv to watch! Lmfao...SP
 

Bill M

The Murricane
When Ryan is 27, he'll be more overweight than he is now, he'll be in talks with his estranged parents lawyers over his banked earnings - he'll be depressed, lonley. Lacking the attention that he's getting right now..
that tubby fucker isn't going to make 27, I figure he'll meet his end in one of the following ways:
-At age 13 he'll be abducted, savagely violated till his young rectum looks like a prolapsed sea slug. Beheaded and body buried outside Elko Nevada. Killer turns out to be Clay Aiken but is never caught.
-Starting at age 15 he'll develop a spectacular heroin and meth habit, at 16 he'll come out as gay and sues to be emancipated from his parents, they'll counter sue demanding 90% of their creepy enterprise's net value, which will have been in constant decline since he was 12 and no longer "cute". Both parties will win their respective actions. Now despondent and lonely he'll sets up in a NYC loft and hooks up with a leather daddy who force feeds him nothing but frito pie and strawberry milk. A year later and now morbidly obese he's no longer be able to fix on his own. His daddy likes to inject into tubby's flaccid cock but one day inadvertently gives him a hot dose and he od's. Panicked the leather top just flees and tubby isn't found till a couple weeks later when his putrefying remains drip through to his downstairs neighbor.
-Same scenario as previous but instead of hooking up with a weird sodomizing dude instead heads to Liechtenstein to be under the care of famed addiction specialist, and amateur saponificafist, Dr Emil Shoufhousen. Oddly the doctor also insists on a frito pie and strawberry milk diet as part of the detox process. Tubby ends up choking some refried beans, aspirates and chokes to death. To avoid a malpractice case Dr Shoufhousen simply renders the corpse and makes a year's inventory of soap for his gift shop in Zaduz.


Bonus points for "spoiled spastic" btw Bill 👌
Thank you. Last time I had a meeting with/spanking from HR was because I called a peer a "useless spastic". The useless part was fine but I guess I crossed a line with spastic since that had unsubstantiated medical connotations.
 

SPHINCTERPUNCH

PUNCHED THAT SPHINCTER!
that tubby fucker isn't going to make 27, I figure he'll meet his end in one of the following ways:
-At age 13 he'll be abducted, savagely violated till his young rectum looks like a prolapsed sea slug. Beheaded and body buried outside Elko Nevada. Killer turns out to be Clay Aiken but is never caught.
-Starting at age 15 he'll develop a spectacular heroin and meth habit, at 16 he'll come out as gay and sues to be emancipated from his parents, they'll counter sue demanding 90% of their creepy enterprise's net value, which will have been in constant decline since he was 12 and no longer "cute". Both parties will win their respective actions. Now despondent and lonely he'll sets up in a NYC loft and hooks up with a leather daddy who force feeds him nothing but frito pie and strawberry milk. A year later and now morbidly obese he's no longer be able to fix on his own. His daddy likes to inject into tubby's flaccid cock but one day inadvertently gives him a hot dose and he od's. Panicked the leather top just flees and tubby isn't found till a couple weeks later when his putrefying remains drip through to his downstairs neighbor.
-Same scenario as previous but instead of hooking up with a weird sodomizing dude instead heads to Liechtenstein to be under the care of famed addiction specialist, and amateur saponificafist, Dr Emil Shoufhousen. Oddly the doctor also insists on a frito pie and strawberry milk diet as part of the detox process. Tubby ends up choking some refried beans, aspirates and chokes to death. To avoid a malpractice case Dr Shoufhousen simply renders the corpse and makes a year's inventory of soap for his gift shop in Zaduz.



Thank you. Last time I had a meeting with/spanking from HR was because I called a peer a "useless spastic". The useless part was fine but I guess I crossed a line with spastic since that had unsubstantiated medical connotations.
Hey,Where can I get Me some of that "All Natural Soap" I'd like to try it out! Lmao...SP
 

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