accident Instant Quadriplegic (1 Viewer)

[cacarara74874]

Imagine being 19 and this happens to you. Good thing he has a family. I personally would ask to be euthanized.

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[princeharming]

should have cannon balled that one Cody

 

[CornHub]

That's why you check the water first

 

[Foreskin Goblin]

Imagine being 19 and this happens to you. Good thing he has a family. I personally would ask to be euthanized.

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And thats why you take the 2 seconds it takes to hop in feet first and wade around to check the depth, simple as that, instead stuff like this gets turned into "dont dive into water" as if this was the only way to do so

 

[VileBreed]

Quadriplegic at 19. Can’t even imagine the horror being in this situation.

 

[princeharming]

Quadriplegic at 19. Can’t even imagine the horror being in this situation.

those are prime masterbation years

 

[VileBreed]

those are prime masterbation years

Dude, you read my mind lol

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

should have cannon balled that one Cody

Maybe then he would have only been paralyzed from the waist down.

And thats why you take the 2 seconds it takes to hop in feet first and wade around to check the depth, simple as that, instead stuff like this gets turned into "dont dive into water" as if this was the only way to do so

I'm sure it would have taken more than two seconds but it would have been time well spent.

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Cody was dumb for not checking the depth. His friends are just as dumb thinking he was joking when they saw him stick it head first and fall over in 18 inches of water.

 

[cannedkittens]

I like this story, makes me realize life could suck a lot worse, having to have someone clean your ass for you.

 

[Theseus]

That's why you check the water first

I don’t get how you wouldn’t 😂 you are going to get in anyways might as well check first

 

[DokraOwl]

If only he had stayed home playing video games and jerking off in his room like a normal teenager he wouldn't be paralyzed right now. But he wanted to be a dork and play in the real world, well he certainly paid for it. At least now he can use a VR headset and dominate the Metaverse with a new digital body and buy NFT shoes and live in a virtual house purchased with Bitcoin.

 

[wiggins]

If only he had stayed home playing video games and jerking off in his room like a normal teenager he wouldn't be paralyzed right now. But he wanted to be a dork and play in the real world, well he certainly paid for it. At least now he can use a VR headset and dominate the Metaverse with a new digital body and buy NFT shoes and live in a virtual house purchased with Bitcoin.

You are clearly a glass half full owl...

 

[CountScrewloose]

Legit his life is over right as it's beginning! Fuckin waste.

 

[JG Ballard]

One extra-large helping of kevorkian pudding please.

 

[djdeeds]

That's what you get for being a fucking show off !

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Imagine being 19 and this happens to you. Good thing he has a family. I personally would ask to be euthanized.

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Ya,I couldn't handle being a QuadraSpazoid;Fkn Dose My Ass,Don't wipe it!!! 🤣🤣🤣...SP

 

[JayZee]

Fucking pull the plug on my LS, please. I wouldn't be interested in being a 'morivational speaker,' as my entire life would be abysmal until I died. Ain't nothing motivating about that. 👨‍🦼

 

[yotgguitar]

You are clearly a glass half full owl...

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owls are amazing creatures... they possess the gift of flight, which requires complex physical mechanics, they can literally see in the dark and they are beautifully marked/ colored..... like all birds.....

 

[Marmite]

Least he can pretend to be Stephen hawking

 

[ImAlwaysBaked]

That will be the last time he ever stretches it out.