"Magic penis" killing in black South Africa. Also, wife turns into snail.

aRyan

TRUMP or BUST
Stupid niggers.

Malalane - A trial date is expected to be set on Thursday for 12 people arrested in connection with setting a pastor alight after accusing him of using a magic penis to sleep with women.

Community members had accused him of talking to animals and using an invisible penis to sleep with women in the informal settlement.

They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community.

 

Rastis Jones Jr.

Exhaustipated
Stupid niggers.

Malalane - A trial date is expected to be set on Thursday for 12 people arrested in connection with setting a pastor alight after accusing him of using a magic penis to sleep with women.

Community members had accused him of talking to animals and using an invisible penis to sleep with women in the informal settlement.

They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community.

My ex said I had an invisisble penis to. Bitch...
 

aRyan

TRUMP or BUST
lol, some of the comments are sad but hilarious. "I have a co-worker in Malawi that says a cat steals money from his home. 'he comes in and puts it in his pockeeets!"
 

JPJ

Rookie
Now, only negative results on an aids test can accurately determine if in fact his penis is truly magic.
 
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