sickfuck
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A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
"It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man...collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/