MUHAMMAD WAS A PAEDOPHILE - A Lolokaust Guide To Muhammad In MS Paint

Have you ever wanted to marry a nine year old girl? Have you ever wanted to mangle an infant with a rake and feed it to magpies? Do you wish to explode and smear yourself like tapestry to a wall? Do you dislike your freedom of speech? Do pigs rival you economically and make you angry? Is it your life long wish to submit yourself to a monkey? If so then you can just go here. Yes we have this one actually covered, this time team Lolokaust puts all the focus on the smelly wee scamp responsible for spreading this outlook on life to the mankind. Grab your pens and notebooks, because this shit's interesting. We're doing god's work here, unlock your zippers and let us please your pintles with a passionate godjob.​
Oh and special serious thanks to C_R for taking care of us like a mother and lending us her exquisite mspaints. It took us 4 years to figure it out, but now we finally understand it's her we needed to make our guides truly beautiful.​
Allah Akbar! A Lolokaust Guide to Muhammad in MS Paint
INTRODUCTION
Who would have thought a paedophile from the sixth century would be accredited with writing the blueprint for intolerance and religious hatred that would literally have millions of male followers screaming for the naked flesh of children. This is the fifteenth MS Paint Guide to the prophet Muhammad where we will be exposing and revealing his origins and history. What you are about to read is historically accurate and is a result of much research.​
ORIGINS
The prophet Muhammad was born a bastard in the village of Mecca in 570AD His mother had been fucking pigs and didn’t want him because of the shame he would bring to her so rather than eat him, she decided to give him to a coven of dribbling homosexuals who would satisfy all of his desires and enter him into the Fisting Olympics.​
Very soon he found employment as a shepherd which suited him just fine because he was looking after goats which were his favourite animals to ram his pork sword up. He particularly liked the male goats because he could ‘milk’ them as he bummed them simultaneously.​
The hills where he was herding his hairy lovers were full of magic mushrooms which he became addicted to and after months of getting chem’d out of his skull, he started to write down the things he saw when hallucinating. These first writings would become the book of sexual homoerotica and race hate we now know as the Queeran.​
He became infatuated with his own writings but realised nobody would take them serious unless they had something to offer so he started to write about how much he hated women because this was what sandwogs loved to hear. He detailed how to beat women and justified having sex with underage children.​
Upon completing his book he returned to town and began a campaign of bribery and blackmail. Using these tactics, he managed to get a blood relative to hand over his six year old daughter, Aisha who he took as his wife. Aisha's fate would be typical of a Muslim wife, she would be buggered and beaten regularly as this was the only way Muhammad could maintain his erection.​
As Muhammad grew in power his followers started to grow because in following him, they could have sex with kids and beat women which was what they all wanted. Because they were becoming powerful, the local leaders started to drive them away and try to kill them. After a while, Muhammad and his fanatics eventually found sanctuary in Medina in return for sexual favours which really was a win win situation.​
Time passed and they began a campaign where they kept going to war with other tribes with a 'convert or die' policy (sound familiar?). They never actually won a battle but because dropouts, foreigners without a home, criminals and strays were all joining his club, it wasn’t long before the whole area was worshipping him and his ape god Allah.​
Domination of the entire Arabian region didn’t take long and everybody was just doing what the fuck they wanted because the old tribal systems guaranteeing the rights of women and law were pushed aside. His main targets were the remaining settlements of Jews and when he went into those towns, he spared nobody other than the children who ended up as sex slaves. The beheading took days and the streets ran with blood which the Muslim soldiers drank like Lemonade.​
Over time he wrote amendments to the Quran and added to it as his whims dictated. Due to this, it contains many contradictions and inaccuracies. He also plagiarised other holy books and borrowed characters from them to add weight to the racist, hate filled slobber he wrote. Also contained in it were laws that would govern everything to do with Islamic life such as the wearing of the burka because Islamic women had beards and looked like the men and the last thing a guy wanted to find when dropping somebody’s pants was a sausage wallet.​
At the old age of 62, Muhammad’s body couldn’t take anymore. Over the last 50 years he’d had regular sex with children, animals, men, dead bodies and women, (obviously unknowingly) therefore he was carrying every sexually transmitted disease known to mankind. The diseases had all joined together and mutated into the Aids virus and this killed him. His followers didn’t want to let him go so just for old time’s sake they raped his corpse just to add to the list of sexual perversions they had indulged, yes thanks to them, the human race now had Aids.​
After his death, his boyfriends collected a big, steaming pile of literary shit called Sura's that were additional pornos to compliment his Karma Sutra Queeran to gay rape. Experts of literature have examined these rags to see if there is anything of worth in them but so far, the only use they have found for them is wiping shit off their pee pee after wedging it up a dudes crack. So many have burned a Queeran but its much less effort to just shit on it.​
LEGACY
When a person strips away order, tradition and the rule of law they leave society with nothing other than what they fill that void with. Muhammad left his followers with what basically amounts to a racist comic called the Queeran that allowed men to kill, torture, oppress women and take child brides. Western culture has developed into a tolerant, civilized society but the Arabian Peninsula has sunk into the dark ages again where there is no law other than that of Allah (pig's law). Due to sexual promiscuity, they are multiplying at an alarming rate and have so little space that they are coming to the west. We will never give up our culture to this hate cult but will look to our leaders who will protect our right to express ourselves as freely as we like.​
A DEDICATION
The Lolokaust had almost died because the site had not been updated for a year and we were running out of ideas as to what to try next. In October 2012 we noticed our site was under attack from Islamic schoolboys pretending to be Anon. This attack was designed to censor our work and take away our freedom of speech and expression. In response to this, we returned to the site and began work on this straight away. We would like to thank Rio Permana and his boyfriends for giving us the kick we needed to get back to work and continue what we love doing, pissing off religious fanatics. We dedicate this guide to you because trolling you and watching you desperately trying to wipe us out provided us with so much entertainment. The last time we had this much fun was when we gang raped our own mothers in a paddling pool full of our own faeces. Fuck you, you over pious, sanctimonious, fanatical terrorist, gook cunts. Fuck your pig prophet, fuck your false ape god and your comic book scriptures that have no relevance in a free, modern world where we can express ourselves how we wish. This is the internet, you don't own it, nobody does so get used to it and deal with it.​
ALLAH AKBAR!​
Project director:
Jewdozer​
Text written by:
Jewdozer​
Art by:
Ajaa​
C_R​
Jewdozer​
Hashmere​
Homodozer​
Smilecythe​
 

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DeathHand

Let It All Bleed Out
I approve of this thread.
Ya, I just read who else was involved in this thread and no wonder it's still in this section.
It's a mother fucking guide in MS Paint to mother fucking Muhamm'umad? What part of that is so hard to understand?
Funny, the image descriptions say nothing about this crap being an MS Paint guide (who the fuck still uses MS Paint???). It's just a bunch of racists/hate material - that part is very easy to understand.
I approve of this thread.
So along with tossing forum rules #2 and 3 out the window, now we can also toss out the rule that disallows external website linking in members signatures via images?

:facepalm:
 

DeathHand

Let It All Bleed Out
Backseat moderator much? Why don't you do something better with your time, like fist a pig?
Well, 'Backseat Moderate' is an interesting way to put it (inside joke there). And see, while you're posting this shit with your pedophilia talk and images, I'm posting gore images - this is a gore site, not a racist/hate site.

I've never tried fisting a pig. That sounds gooey. But for you to advise it I'd say that you have tried it.

Have a good one :beer:
 
You are posting gore images and few silly MSpaint drawings help you find your conscience? Is there something wrong with YOU perhaps? We are affiliated with this site by the way. Been long before you discovered your saggy genitals alongside your interest in gore. We would definitely not be here if we were unwanted.

Also, we are not racists, we're doing this just for fun.

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Alex

Lolokaust Paintmaster
Oh, and you don't have to be a Moderator to call bullshit when you see it. You busted 3 forum rules. If I did that, I'd probably get banned.

But the staff have kept your thread here and it's a good wake up call for us 'Backseat Members.'

:)
Either you're enjoying a bit of trolling and flaming or really do think we shouldn't be posting here. Lets explain a couple of things.
We go back a long way with some of the members on here. We are on good terms with the owner of the forum and the arts section mods draws with us sometimes. We have a permanant link to Goregrish on our front page because we love coming here. We are not racists but enjoy making provocative material. If you don't like it then thats fine but don't be calling us out as racist spammers.
Rules are what keeps a forum structured and fluid but exceptions to rules can be made depending on the context of the material posted and the relationship of its makers.
Lets hug with no clothes on.
 

DeathHand

Let It All Bleed Out
You are posting gore images and few silly MSpaint drawings help you find your conscience? Is there something wrong with YOU perhaps? We are affiliated with this site by the way. Been long before you discovered your saggy genitals alongside your interest in gore. We would definitely not be here if we were unwanted.

Also, we are not racists, we're doing this just for fun.

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Always wanted to become a nanny? Check out our heartwarming baby care guide:
http://lolokaust.com/guides/babycare.html
Funny, I have never heard of your site and have not seen a single reference to it on GoreGrish. I'm not as new to gore as you might think and I don't post MS Paint drawings...

Lastly, you are racist and your posts/images are racist. Your whole point in this thread was to paint (no pun intended) Muslims in the most negative way possible, as though they all engage in the activities shown in your images, and that's racist.

But my argument is not about your beliefs - I really don't give a rat's ass about this racism or not-racism shit. My argument was about where this thread is located. This type of thread is exactly what the FLH is for and that is where this thread should be. Racist or not, it should be in the FLH.

Cheers :beer:
 

DeathHand

Let It All Bleed Out
Either you're enjoying a bit of trolling and flaming or really do think we shouldn't be posting here. Lets explain a couple of things.
We go back a long way with some of the members on here. We are on good terms with the owner of the forum and the arts section mods draws with us sometimes. We have a permanant link to Goregrish on our front page because we love coming here. We are not racists but enjoy making provocative material. If you don't like it then thats fine but don't be calling us out as racist spammers.
Rules are what keeps a forum structured and fluid but exceptions to rules can be made depending on the context of the material posted and the relationship of its makers.
Lets hug with no clothes on.
Actually, I'll explain a few things: I'm quite familiar with forum rules. As far as your "exceptions to rules can be made..." remember that once you let one go then you have to let them all go. It's all precedent setting and a forum either has a rule that they enforce or they just scrap it all together.

As I answered the other guy, above, I saw the images and descriptions as being racially motivated. But that wasn't my beef. My beef was that this thread, because of it's very strong racial overtones, should be posted in the FLH section, not out in a public section of the forum.

My other beef was that forum staff were condoning it. If anyone else were to have posted this in this section and not in the FLH you can bet staff would be after them.

Hopefully that clears up what I meant, which I still stand by. I'll pass on the hug but will buy you a beer next time round :).
 
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