NBA legend Kobe Bryant dies in heli accident

I wonder if Kobe was ever stopped at the gas station with a, "excuse me, sir, excuse me... you know you have to pay for that jerky, right? it's not set out like that for free... see that sign there? 1.99?? .... "

Kobe says, "uuhhh... ma'am... that's just my mamba neck.... you know like... the snake?"

"uuhhhh.... yeah-no.... 1.99, please"

"ma'am... I'm the black ma-"

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I wonder if Kobe was ever stopped at the gas station with a, "excuse me, sir, excuse me... you know you have to pay for that jerky, right? it's not set out like that for free... see that sign there? 1.99?? .... "

Kobe says, "uuhhh... ma'am... that's just my mamba neck.... you know like... the snake?"

"uuhhhh.... yeah-no.... 1.99, please"

"ma'am... I'm the black ma-"
I saw Kobe Bryant at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 

Jizdrop1

My Screw Driver
I saw Kobe Bryant at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Sound like the guy was a propper cunt.
 

Ward Cleaver

Resident Expert
Legendary Fuckwad said:
I saw Kobe Bryant at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?”


Kobe Bryant was a self-important low-life Negro prick.
Now, Kobe Bryant Is a dead self-important low-life Negro prick...rotting in his grave.

Michael Jordan is the same way...a self-important low-life Negro prick.

I have met a few well known people...and the following two very well known people that I really respected and liked.

1) I once met and talked with Phil Mickelson a few years ago.
I was actually taken aback at how friendly and unassuming he was...and how gracious he was when I told him that I thought he was a great golfer and great ambassador for the sport.
I can't imagine any other athlete being more friendly and unassuming than Phil Mickelson.

2) I was fortunate enough to meet and talk with Kurt Cobain right after Nirvana's "Unplugged" performance (5 months before he killed himself).
Holy shit...not only did he not look like a "rock star," he didn't even act like one at all.
It was like talking to some average guy that you might meet in a convenience store...just really friendly, nice, and unassuming.

Regards,
-Ward
 

Smokinrav

Fucking asshole pot smoker
I saw Kobe Bryant at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
You're a damn liar. This never happened.
 
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