Here pikey pikey, swallow mah cawk.
At least it did not have a back full of babies. SPIDERBOMB!!!!!Here in Texas, there's some of the biggest wolf spiders I've ever seen. They look like this stock image:
I raise tarantulas for a hobby. But one of these accidentally fell on the back of my neck and skittered down my arm. And even I did the screaming jiggy dance.