part it, braid it, put it up into a bun.....so many choices (1 Viewer)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Can anyone translate what this savage is saying?

 

[Monkman777]

There's no way that's real for fucks sake!!

 

[Jeffroush56]

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Can anyone translate what this savage is saying?

FAKE!!!!!

 

[Theseus]

 

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There's no way that's real for fucks sake!!

FAKE!!!!!

Kind of a weird thing to fake don't you think?

 

[sad today]

The abortion only half worked.

 

[ZeroK]

I caught a few words. Something about ‘converting’ ‘Yom Kippur’ and ‘fasting’

 

[princeharming]

she used my soap 😖

 

[MysteryTraveler]

I'll bet her hair stylist loves to see her drop by.

 

[Absolution]

Um, the fox tail anal plug is meant for your ass!

 

[ashbright]

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Can anyone translate what this savage is saying?

Wtf 😂

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

is that gurgles butt hairs?

 

[Ellzibette]

I am not sure how people survived pre 90s, which was when smooth and clean really became a thing. I think I will be 80 years old with a hairless kitty because its just so much nicer and feels cleaner.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

I knew the Rapunzel story was different than "history" records it.

 

[zooanimals]

It’s probably a guy

 

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I am not sure how people survived pre 90s, which was when smooth and clean really became a thing. I think I will be 80 years old with a hairless kitty because it just so much nicer and feels cleaner.

I HATE hairy unkempt vaginas, they look like bob ross. Don't want to fully shave, fine I'm ok with that but put in some sort of effort to trim. I had a GF who refused to do any yard maintenance, she also had pH issues and that would result in her vag getting a bit rank at times (I'm sure the hair matt didn't help). Who am I kidding...."a bit rank".....it smelled like a mix of skunk & cranky armpit with a smidgen of piss, and it didn't taste like cotton candy. For a guy who LOVES eating kitty it was awful, especially when she asked for it.

I was too much of a nice guy or maybe afraid to hurt her feelings and never said anything. Now I'd be "bisch, your minge is rotten....do something about that shit if you want me to gargle that oyster"

 

[djdeeds]

I HATE hairy unkempt vaginas, they look like bob ross. Don't want to fully shave, fine I'm ok with that but put in some sort of effort to trim. I had a GF who refused to do any yard maintenance, she also had pH issues and that would result in her vag getting a bit rank at times (I'm sure the hair matt didn't help). Who am I kidding...."a bit rank".....it smelled like a mix of skunk & cranky armpit with a smidgen of piss, and it didn't taste like cotton candy. For a guy who LOVES eating kitty it was awful, especially when she asked for it.

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I was too much of a nice guy or maybe afraid to hurt her feelings and never said anything. Now I'd be "bisch, your minge is rotten....do something about that shit if you want me to gargle that oyster"

My first girlfriend was like that when I was young and inexperienced and had nothing really to compare her to. It was later on I realized how terrible it was and what I had been putting up with just thinking all gashes were nasty. I never understood how females can bitch and moan and criticize and judge men's cocks when their pussies are so gross and filthy most of the time.

 

[monte1965]

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Can anyone translate what this savage is saying?

Oh lord!! That's just wrong..

 

[JAMES HÜRZOG]

NASTY AF 🤮

 

[SlovakBabe]

or simply set it on fire