bizarre She had too much to fucking drink & fell from a height

[Lord Gutsy]

Dumb bitch

In the Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug, a woman taking antidepressants drank too much alcohol at a party and, in a state of complete insanity, fell from a fourth-story building. Relatives reported that she is currently in a coma. Doctors are fighting for her life.

 

[Rocco54]

Apparently she only had 1 shot of vodka - of course it was distilled from wormwood and absinthe...

 

[PokeyCactus]

Let her go - she won’t have any quality of life after that fall.

 

[miketeevee13]

It’s just like when you’re taking a shit and there’s always that one turd that takes it’s time coming out.

 

[darlestabyss]

Might as well end the life support at that point. Her body is more useful dead than alive anyway

 

[Pajeet]

She is having a bad bad hangover it isn't coma.

 

[igotyour40acres]

Uh. She was PUSHED.

There's another person behind her big whale ass, probably someone's girlfriend.

 

[REDRUM616]

Not going to lie, I fell out of a car in a busy intersection drunk as fuck. God I miss being young where I could get drunk. Now I can drink a bottle and still function like I didn’t drink anything. Drinking to me is like smoking a cigarette.

 

[REDRUM616]

Uh. She was PUSHED.View attachment 997136
There's another person behind her big whale ass, probably someone's girlfriend.

Or it’s a large turd coming out

 

[Watercolor Whimsigore]

Reinactment of Terry Gionoffrio being pushed out the window by the Castevets?

 

[HIPS]

On benefits for life now. 😌

 

[Htos1av]

Not going to lie, I fell out of a car in a busy intersection drunk as fuck. God I miss being young where I could get drunk. Now I can drink a bottle and still function like I didn’t drink anything. Drinking to me is like smoking a cigarette.

GOD, I miss THAT! I used to drink 18-24 beers AT WORK!! 😎 And wouldn't even FEEL it!! of course, we were outside in the Florida sun, working...today alcohol affects me LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED to in a human body-poison-and I get violently nauseous after a third Heineken, dammit! Guess I had to pay for that super power as a young guy.

 

[Supreme Spud]

Good old times...