Shotgun fail

Ward Cleaver

Resident Expert
Ourang Medan said:
How do you fuck up a suicide with a shotgun?

By angling the barrel too steeply.

This same thing happened a few years ago to a young guy who lived in my town.
His girlfriend broke up with him, so he attempted to blow his head off by firing a shotgun through the roof of his mouth.
However, he angled the barrel too steeply in his mouth when he pulled the trigger, thus blowing off a good sized portion of the front of his face, including one of his eyeballs...but no pellets entered his brain.

After 3 or 4 operations, he still looked grotesque.
His girlfriend went back with him (probably out of guilt), but after about 3 months she left him again, probably for the same reason she left him the first time...he was a selfish jerk.

About two years after the shooting incident, the same guy was riding a 4-wheeler while drunk, wrecked it, and was killed due to severe head trauma.

Thus, his death-wish was finally fulfilled. Good riddance.
Unfortunately, there are no videos of either event.



Fresh Meat
yeah... gotta point that thing behind the ear if you want to get your money's worth out of those bullets... those things don't grow on trees, ya know...