Someone’s Nicked The Queens Golden Shitter. (2 Viewers)

[Humungus]

Blenheim Palace flooded after thieves steal £4.8MILLION solid gold toilet

THIEVES have stolen a £4.8million solid gold toilet in a 5am raid at Bleinheim Palace today. Cops are searching for the loo swiped just two days after the 18-carat masterpiece went on display at Wi…

www.thesun.co.uk

I knew she was minted but a 1 million pound bog ffs ?

 

[mrln]

1.25 mil in usd. a bit overkill for a shitter,dontchya think?
if trump himself turned it down,then it must be real gauty hes into gold too...

 

[King0o0Asshat]

 

[King-Rory]

This is a load of made up bollocks!!!!! Everybody knows that the Queen shits on poor English people crammed into an old oak barrel then wipes her arse on newly born infants, anything else is just too rough for the Royal Ring Piece!

 

[PinkE]

I have it. It's mine now

 

[King-Rory]

I have it. It's mine now

Can I come to yours for a shit?

 

[Blood_Sport]

The Queen has been dethroned

 

[Dolly]

Blenheims not the Queens house, the Churchills own it, not the car insurance ones, the other ones.

 

[Janine]

I have it. It's mine now

Indeed it is Pink and I was part of the gang that helped to steal it for you my highness

 

[Mr. Mayhem]

Lol.

 

[PinkE]

Can I come to yours for a shit?

I don't use it as a toilet, I make the maid's maid wash my diamond sole shoes in it

 

[mrln]

I don't use it as a toilet, I make the maid's maid wash my diamond sole shoes in it

nice "dumper"

 

[snatch]

The artist named the piece; america.
Which is the most queer twang....


Blenheim is unfortunate
English baroque is like merlot

Im sure the janitor and head boy have already melted it into bars

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Blenheim Palace flooded after thieves steal £4.8MILLION solid gold toilet

THIEVES have stolen a £4.8million solid gold toilet in a 5am raid at Bleinheim Palace today. Cops are searching for the loo swiped just two days after the 18-carat masterpiece went on display at Wi…

www.thesun.co.uk

I knew she was minted but a 1 million pound bog ffs ?

I'M GLAD THOSE GUY'S STOLE THAT RIDICULOUS FKN TOILET..."A MILLION DOLLAR LOU"; RU FKN KIDDING ME; THERE'S PEOPLE LIVING ON THE FKN STREET,NOT A MILE AWAY FROM THAT FKN PALACE...AND THOSE MFKRS R SHITTING IN A MILLION DOLLAR SHIT-BOLE...WHAT THE FUCK ??? SP

 

[D.O.A.]

Im sure the janitor and head boy have already melted it into bars

Prince Phillip probably still has the keys to everything they'd wanna check he hasn't left it in a smashed up Range Rover on a farm someplace during one of his dementia excursions

 

[Vwj]

I'M GLAD THOSE GUY'S STOLE THAT RIDICULOUS FKN TOILET..."A MILLION DOLLAR LOU"; RU FKN KIDDING ME; THERE'S PEOPLE LIVING ON THE FKN STREET,NOT A MILE AWAY FROM THAT FKN PALACE...AND THOSE MFKRS R SHITTING IN A MILLION DOLLAR SHIT-BOLE...WHAT THE FUCK ??? SP

1: no need to shout
2: it’s 1 million pounds not dollars (or £4.8 in the telegraph)
Blenheim palace is the only non royal residence that is called a palace
and @D.O.A. has it as I can see it in his avatar

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

1: no need to shout
2: it’s 1 million pounds not dollars (or £4.8 in the telegraph)
Blenheim palace is the only non royal residence that is called a palace
and @D.O.A. has it as I can see it in his avatar

1:THERE'S EVERY REASON TO SHOUT;I'M NOT TRYIN TO B SUBTLE!!!
2:IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S IN POUNDS OR DOLLARS:IT'S STILL A SHIT TON OF MONEY ON A FKN TOILET!
3:AND I COULD CARE LESS IF THEIR'S ROYALTY IN THAT PARTICULAR PALACE OR NOT;THERE'S STILL HOMELESS,NOT A MILE AWAY FROM THE PLACE;AND THAT $$$ SHOULD B HELPING PEOPLE;NOT SHOWN OFF ON A GOD DAMN TOILET!!!
SP

 

[Dolly]

1:THERE'S EVERY REASON TO SHOUT;I'M NOT TRYIN TO B SUBTLE!!!
2:IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S IN POUNDS OR DOLLARS:IT'S STILL A SHIT TON OF MONEY ON A FKN TOILET!
3:AND I COULD CARE LESS IF THEIR'S ROYALTY IN THAT PARTICULAR PALACE OR NOT;THERE'S STILL HOMELESS,NOT A MILE AWAY FROM THE PLACE;AND THAT $$$ SHOULD B HELPING PEOPLE;NOT SHOWN OFF ON A GOD DAMN TOILET!!!
SP

How much of your money do you donate to the poor? You can clearly afford some kind of device to post on here, thats actually a luxury item. I am going to steal that item from you, sell it and buy the poor some KFC. You ok with that?

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

How much of your money do you donate to the poor? You can clearly afford some kind of device to post on here, thats actually a luxury item. I am going to steal that item from you, sell it and buy the poor some KFC. You ok with that?

Well,I surely wish I could do better friend...I handout change most times when asked(but I don't always hv it)...And I'm good with the KFC thing;,but I'd rather donate the bucket,then lose my phone...
CHEERS SP

 

[McM]

The artist named the piece; america.
Which is the most queer twang....


Blenheim is unfortunate
English baroque is like merlot

Im sure the janitor and head boy have already melted it into bars

They didn't mention the Queen in the article either but maybe she owns every palace in the UK.
I've not much clue about these things.