Stupid Shit said during sex

[brizzy]

Have you or your partner ever said anything weird/creepy/akward during sex?

My ex used to say shit like "All up in you!" When we would bone.
I've also heard "Good job little girl" and "I'm gonna fuck your nose" The really akward one was when he asked if he could fill my ear up with jizz.

 

[NightMare]

Have you or your partner ever said anything weird/creepy/akward during sex?

My ex used to say shit like "All up in you!" When we would bone.
I've also heard "Good job little girl" and "I'm gonna fuck your nose" The really akward one was when he asked if he could fill my ear up with jizz.

Girl, you been dating the WRONG guys! Anyone wants to put it in your ear is either to small or to freaky! You gotta find a nice guy you says kind and loving things like, "You do that so much better than my wife." See, complements go a lot farther than "In your ear!"

 

[brizzy]

Girl, you been dating the WRONG guys! Anyone wants to put it in your ear is either to small or to freaky! You gotta find a nice guy you says kind and loving things like, "You do that so much better than my wife." See, complements go a lot farther than "In your ear!"

Too freaky. We had a Dom/Sub kind of thing going and I guess he got a little too hot

 

[mrln]

"not in too far. you hurt me." I was like waaa? so I dumped her.

 

[NightMare]

"not in too far. you hurt me." I was like waaa? so I dumped her.

Damn. I bet that sucked, or didn't in your case.........

 

[mrln]

Damn. I bet that sucked, or didn't in your case.........

yea no shit,hu? lol!either orifice too....

 

[brizzy]

"not in too far. you hurt me." I was like waaa? so I dumped her.

Yeah right. She was lying. I would have smacked her and kicked het out too lol

 

[mrln]

if crying is lying.
it was her place. I left and found "some" somewhere else.

 

[Sato]

it's somewhat distracting when she goes "Yes Daddy! Fuck me Daddy!"; 'cause of course i've met her dad...

 

[Tooly]

'I love the way you stick vegetable matter up my arsehole baby! I fucken love the way you do that to me, even though I bleed!'
'I wanna cum on your face, but take the bag off your ugly head first!'

 

[kevin kirk]

Have you or your partner ever said anything weird/creepy/akward during sex?

My ex used to say shit like "All up in you!" When we would bone.
I've also heard "Good job little girl" and "I'm gonna fuck your nose" The really akward one was when he asked if he could fill my ear up with jizz.

Naw since i dont have any pills to give them i normaly just ask how much i owe you

 

[Tooly]

I hate the one where she says, 'do you love me?' just when I'm ready to cum! So I hang up the phone now!

 

[Airbornemama]

"Is it in yet???"

 

[Vita Von Dahmer]

How about ."you want this dick." ? "Do ya? hunh? "you want this big dick sandwich!! Say it!!!

 

[snatch]

"youre so fuckin tight"

no shite...really..yer entering my very body...course it's tight..if ye dont quit saying how tight i am, i'll kegel and rip yer dick off just to be all...yeah, i'm THAT tight motherfrugger...now you dont ha a dick..tight enough?

 

[Tooly]

"youre so fuckin tight"

no shite...really..yer entering my very body...course it's tight..if ye dont quit saying how tight i am, i'll kegel and rip yer dick off just to be all...yeah, i'm THAT tight motherfrugger...now you dont ha a dick..tight enough?

Tight? I reckon I could drive a double decker bus full of people into your snatch with them hanging and waving out the sides!

 

[Tooly]

'Who's my daddy fucker?'
'I am mom'

 

[KaylaPaigeX]

"huh, your boobs are kinda weird, the right one is bigger!"

THANKS for pointing that out while I'm up on top of you doing my thing...

or, again while I'm riding...

"could you be more gentle with me? I think there's something wrong with my prostate"

 

[Silo]

"oh please daddy cum all over my face"........
and am like "what"?!?!......what kind of sick fuck do you think i am?........
am cumming all over your panties bitch.........

 

[snatch]

Tight? I reckon I could drive a double decker bus full of people into your snatch with them hanging and waving out the sides!

give it a whirl...i'll kegel that tour bus to oblivion.

if youre using the tour bus as a metaphor for your peen...well..that's a stretch even for you. but i like yer chutzpah