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A woman who claims to have been stuck to a glue covered toilet seat for nearly an hour wants the alleged prankster to know, “It’s not funny!”
The alleged gluing took place at the Banks County Home Depot the day before Thanksgiving. Illyanna De La Keur, 40, told police she had no idea the seat had been tampered with until it was too late.
In a video recorded by her sister, De La Keur can be heard screaming in pain. She was finally freed with a bit of WD-40, but was missing a good bit of skin and was left with numerous wounds.
“I couldn’t understand why they weren’t just taking me to an emergency room and having a doctor remove it,” De La Keur said.
In her shoes, I would have asked that same question. I also would have knocked the stupid out of my sister for filming that shit. Sure, she would have told me it was for legal purposes, lawsuits and such, but we all know that clip woulda hit YouTube, Facebook and LiveLeak before the paramedics even loaded my sore ass into the ambulance. Bitch…
Anyway, where was I…..
Right, so De La Keur has apparently been couch bound since the removal of the seat. She says that not only was the whole incident terribly painful, but it’s also rather embarrassing.
“I’m a grown woman who can’t even sit up,” De La Keur said. “I was stuck probably over an hour.”
A manager at the Depot told police a search of the bathroom revealed additional toilet seats that appeared to be covered in some sort of glue, and a bottle of Loctite glue was found in a paper bag on the floor. The glue and three seats have been tagged and bagged.
A Home Depot representative said the company has left De La Keur two voice messages and mailed her a letter, but it appears as if a third party has now taken over.
Smell a lawsuit? Judging by some of the comments being left on other, not-as-cool sites, some people are having a hard time swallowing De La Keur’s story. Not saying it couldn’t happen, but seriously… who the fuck doesn’t look before sitting on a public toilet seat? Hell, who sits? This bitch is a squatter.
I’ll be keeping an eye on this one — curious about surveillance video and whatnot.
http://www.wsbtv.com/videos/news/woman-stuck-to-toilet-left-with-serious-injuries/vCK26L/
