I said this to a the typical "cooler than thou," chick once I realized it wasn't going to happen, and her face instantly scrunched with disgust and she actually pulled back as if the bartender placed a steaming pile of shite infront of her. (conversation retold as best as I can remember)
So I asked her what didn't she like about them.
"They suck! They suck! Oh my Goddddd!!!! They suck so bad."
What's so bad about them?
OH they just SUCK soooooooo bad.
What would you do if I played every single song by them on the jutebox.
I would destroy that machine.
You hate them that bad.
YES!
What did they do to you? Did they run over your dog?
No. They just suck.
Fuck your mom in the ass?
What the fug?
What would make you hate them so much?
THEY JUSSST SUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!! (voice draining away)
So there is no way you would ever play them on the jutebox or buy one of their albums?
Fuck no.
Never?
Never.
Not in a million ---
Not now, not ever, not in the future, not if I had a fucking time machine. Got it.
(At this point she was really agitated. I offered to buy her a drink. She declined.)
So, honestly, what don't you like about them ---
UGGGGGGHHHHHH! She promptly gets up and strides over to the jutebox, feeds a dollar in, punches in some characters into the internet jukebox and low and behold, NICKELBACK starts playing. (To be honest, I don't care for them either way.)
She COMES back and sits down. "There are you happy?"
"What, I thought you hated them, what happened?"
"FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUU." Then the DOUBLE bird flip. I knew I was on thin ice now. But, I was drunk and didn't care, so I replied, "OK."
"In your FUCKING DREAMS."
I paused and waited until she got up and turned to look at me. I faked defeat.
"Wait." She turned.
"So I guess a blow job is out of the question." I couldn't keep a straight face. I was laughing so hard.
What little mind games do you play when you are rejected?
So I asked her what didn't she like about them.
"They suck! They suck! Oh my Goddddd!!!! They suck so bad."
What's so bad about them?
OH they just SUCK soooooooo bad.
What would you do if I played every single song by them on the jutebox.
I would destroy that machine.
You hate them that bad.
YES!
What did they do to you? Did they run over your dog?
No. They just suck.
Fuck your mom in the ass?
What the fug?
What would make you hate them so much?
THEY JUSSST SUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!! (voice draining away)
So there is no way you would ever play them on the jutebox or buy one of their albums?
Fuck no.
Never?
Never.
Not in a million ---
Not now, not ever, not in the future, not if I had a fucking time machine. Got it.
(At this point she was really agitated. I offered to buy her a drink. She declined.)
So, honestly, what don't you like about them ---
UGGGGGGHHHHHH! She promptly gets up and strides over to the jutebox, feeds a dollar in, punches in some characters into the internet jukebox and low and behold, NICKELBACK starts playing. (To be honest, I don't care for them either way.)
She COMES back and sits down. "There are you happy?"
"What, I thought you hated them, what happened?"
"FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUU." Then the DOUBLE bird flip. I knew I was on thin ice now. But, I was drunk and didn't care, so I replied, "OK."
"In your FUCKING DREAMS."
I paused and waited until she got up and turned to look at me. I faked defeat.
"Wait." She turned.
"So I guess a blow job is out of the question." I couldn't keep a straight face. I was laughing so hard.
What little mind games do you play when you are rejected?
