bizarre WARNING! What's Your Earliest Memory (1 Viewer)
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I remember holding a toy like it was dick and my father laughing, then getting on me. Then it was time for me to go to my room. I was 2 maybe 3.
wiggins
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How lovely. It's the fond memories of early family bonding that are the best I reckon...
Yeah, it is. I hated my dad a long time.
This makes no sense, what does 'Then getting on me' mean... he sat on you?
meaning.. giving him a hard time. breaking his balls.
well i dont remember seeing my father od on anything.
How did you know what a dick was at the age of 2? You still don't know what a fanny is for.
Thanks for explaining.. It would explain his anger issues
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Oh darling, you are so delightfully naive.
I'f I lived in your town I'd visit and say 'I'm going to 'get on you'' and you'd say 'Isn't your seat comfortable?'
And I'd laugh and say "No actually... that's why we're doing this..."
I was told OD
My cousin stuck his dick through the window of a toy boat in the bathtub and got it stuck and he came running down the hall covered in bubbles screaming like a Banshee with a toy boat swinging from his dick. My Aunty yanked it off and he screamed even louder (pretty much my first traumatic memory LOL )
ah shit
Aww that would have sucked, I loved those things as a kid, still do! I bet you spent a couple of solid years imagining what was actually inside there and what you were missing out on... then when you actually got old enough to go in one it was a useless piece of crap that stole your five bucks LOLI remember when i was 5 years old with school and i wanted to go in the ghosthouse in an amusement park but i was not allowed because i had to be 8.
Thats my earliest memory
No but I know what a shit stomper is when I see it.
Nothing to really brag about though is it.
A man must place pride somewhere.
Couldn't agree more, I'm so pleased you have something to proud of.
