bizarre Was Your Marriage Proposal Romantic

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Manatees mate for life

 

[ThunderCat]

I've had 3 proposals. None were romantic. 🤣
Two of them were when drunk and another when I had just settled with my kids father and was finally happy from an ex. Same one in whom did the 1st proposal drunk.
2nd was a very good mate in whom I didn't even KNOW had feelings for me. That was weird as fuck as I was letting him crash in my guest room at the time too.
That was obviously a no.....
A no to all 3....🤣😅

 

[djdeeds]

...you are sun-bathing on the beach, and Greenpeace activists try to drag you into the sea.

.....when you wear a white shirt to a cinema and everyone just watches the movie on your back.

 

[Interregnum]

I've had 3 proposals. None were romantic. 🤣
Two of them were when drunk and another when I had just settled with my kids father and was finally happy from an ex. Same one in whom did the 1st proposal drunk.
2nd was a very good mate in whom I didn't even KNOW had feelings for me. That was weird as fuck as I was letting him crash in my guest room at the time too.
That was obviously a no.....
A no to all 3....🤣😅

im a romantic person u would love me

 

[Melas]

Good thing someone else was there to capture the proposal, sheesh that was disastrous.

 

[dark108]

Fuck me!!! Americans are whales these days...with limited centre of gravity

 

[dwdays]

Each time I got a blowjob. Once I got anal. I’m still married to the anal one.

 

[Bad Hippo]

I’m still married to the anal one.

You still getting anal with the "anal one", or was that a one-time-deal to sweaten the pot?

 

[AJ-NL]

American fatty’s.

 

[Harumph]

...you are sun-bathing on the beach, and Greenpeace activists try to drag you into the sea.

... and failing that due to all the weight, they settle for pouring pitchers of water on you by the hundreds, in order to keep you moist.

 

[Harumph]

My marriage proposal was romantic indeed, if by romantic you mean my future father-in-law offered me an appropriately large enough dowry. And no, there wasn't any livestock that exchanged hands. You see mine was so long ago, it was arranged. That's why it has withstood the test of time.

 

[FuckYourPronouns]

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Oh shit! Lol!

 

[Milfhunter]

The earthquake crew
It aint over until the fat lady sings

 

[Richard 1986]

Nobody has never proposal me to marriage ....NEVER .... LOL I'm alone and i do what i want to do when i want !! And sorry i don't like kids ....

 

[Super Kirbo]

Proposing on top of apple crumble the fat cunts !!

 

[CessnaPilot]

I've had 3 proposals. None were romantic. 🤣
Two of them were when drunk and another when I had just settled with my kids father and was finally happy from an ex. Same one in whom did the 1st proposal drunk.
2nd was a very good mate in whom I didn't even KNOW had feelings for me. That was weird as fuck as I was letting him crash in my guest room at the time too.
That was obviously a no.....
A no to all 3....🤣😅

I don't know if it's romantic or just perverted: I kept going after I finished off in her and made her orgasm, then I asked if she would - and she said yes! That was one kid ago, but now she wants another... =⁠-⁠O

 

[ThunderCat]

I don't know if it's romantic or just perverted: I kept going after I finished off in her and made her orgasm, then I asked if she would - and she said yes! That was one kid ago, but now she wants another... =⁠-⁠O

In literally the HEAT of the moment then. 🤣