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D.O.A.

We are Kings
Now reporting those attacked (Muslims) are not Isis terrorists.

Though no mention of small children at a concert not being US army rangers.

The mental gymnastics for the media just went gold. I love it when white people do shit they can't cookie cutter an article for
 

gandog56

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Hmmmm, when the muzzies do it it seems like it takes them forever to call it a terrorist attack. A white guy does it, immediately it is classified a terrorist attack.
 

rottenfresh

ummmmm, You smell that?
Now reporting those attacked (Muslims) are not Isis terrorists.

Though no mention of small children at a concert not being US army rangers.

The mental gymnastics for the media just went gold. I love it when white people do shit they can't cookie cutter an article for
The Isis terrorists mix in like pancakebatter with the Muslim population, how the fuck could they ever say for a fact that these people are not fuckin terrorists?
 

Gaviria

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Those cunts who preach hate in London's streets should be mowed down before Ramavan is over.
 

D.O.A.

We are Kings
Looks like Islam is back behind the wheel today! When is the UK going to be renamed to district 9? France is Arabic for 'please fuck my wife' so that won't be changed, same goes for Swedanistan.
 

Gorgutz

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I like how the media is quick to point out this is a white male, we wouldn't want to jump to conclusions and portray Muslims in a negative light. When is the last time a bearded olive kid fucker complexion was racially profiled as an attacker by the daily mail? Never.

Tl;dr revenge Is a dish best served at 85kmh in a toyota

Several people hurt after vehicle hits pedestrians in Finsbury Park

bitch please. Carmageddon is starting to go mainstream all of a sudden. And it's a british game.
Is it time for Abib to start to fear the wheel? why the fuckin hell not?
 

FrogOne

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In Englandnistan, the Bureaucrats are going to outlaw the Motor Vehicles !
A few more attacks in Francistan, and frenchies are going to raise the White Flag.
 

Gorgutz

Post-Mortem
Funny stuff. Even funnier, historically the French have won more wars than pretty much anyone. Are your jackboots pinching?
I've watched that video too. But we're talking about the present-day frenchmen who surrender on their daily lives. Pretty much any EU country bears that flag anyway.
 

D.O.A.

We are Kings
Funny stuff. Even funnier, historically the French have won more wars than pretty much anyone. Are your jackboots pinching?

Lucky for the french they never had to fuck with the polish cavalry though. They would have literally raped Loius XIwhatever because he looked like a woman irl. Historically speaking anyway, the battles that could have been.

The hussars as we know them first show up on the scene in the early 16th century as part of a hammer-smashing army of stone-cold motherfuckers under the Hungarian King Stefan Bathory. Bathory (who fought the Turks alongside Vlad the Impaler and was an ancestor of the infamous virgin-cidal blood countess and psychopath Elizabeth Bathory), basically levied the cavalry force by conscripting one out of every twenty Polish and Lithuanian peasants to strap on a pair of wings and a suit of heavy armor and start piercing the faces of anyone stupid enough to step to Eastern Europe. Over the next two hundred years, these ordinary dudes morphed into a ten-ton anvil of pointy justice that would go up against some of the toughest armies the world had to offer and completely fuck them inside out.

The combat record of the Winged Hussars stands for itself. In 1577 a massive charge of this ultra-heavy cavalry unit smashed a German army from Danzig, blitzing into the teeth of a 12,000 man force and crushing them until all that remained was a well-trampled patch of red where the enemy army once used to be. Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth losses in the battle totaled about 88 men, and most of those clowns weren't even Hussars. In 1601, a thousand Hussars defeated a Swedish cavalry force four times that size. At the Battle of Kircholm four years later, the Hussars (whose commanders' completely badass motto was "Kill First, Calculate Later"), sent 1,000 lancers in a charge against 11,000 Swedish infantrymen and cannons for some reason, and incredibly, despite the ridiculous idiocy of sending your elite troops on such an impossible mission, the friggin' Hussars jammed their poles (OMG AWESOME PUN FTW) into anything they could find and not only emerged victorious, but utterly slaughtered their opponents army, hacking the broken infantry units into giblets as they fled the field. Amazingly, that wasn't even the most impressive shit this mobile last stand accomplished in its proud heritage as the Commonwealth's premier exporter of busted-up faces. At the Battle of Klushino in 1610, the Hussars were outnumbered ten to one, and still somehow came out on top, utterly annihilating an army of 40,000 Swedes and Russians with just 4,000 lancers.

What might be even more awesome then the Winged Hussars' much-deserved reputation as seemingly-invincible shit-wreckers is their completely over-the-top awesome battle gear. These guys went with the heaviest armor they could find, decking themselves out in fully-articulated plate mail at a time when most European armies were switching away from breastplates and over to firearms, but these ferocious warriors didn't even give a crap about rushing at state-of-the-art muskets with hand-to-hand combat weapons. Their primary implement of facial demolition was a lightweight (yet still completely insane) 19-foot lance capable of outreaching even the most well-endowed infantry spear hedges, and after they splintered that up the asses of their foes, the Hussars could fall back on pistols, a dagger, and one of two different types of swords. Why they needed two different swords is beyond the scope of my knowledge, but I'm pretty sure that I support it.

Badass of the Week: Winged Hussars
 

Gorgutz

Post-Mortem
Lucky for the french they never had to fuck with the polish cavalry though. They would have literally raped Loius XIwhatever because he looked like a woman irl. Historically speaking anyway, the battles that could have been.

The hussars as we know them first show up on the scene in the early 16th century as part of a hammer-smashing army of stone-cold motherfuckers under the Hungarian King Stefan Bathory. Bathory (who fought the Turks alongside Vlad the Impaler and was an ancestor of the infamous virgin-cidal blood countess and psychopath Elizabeth Bathory), basically levied the cavalry force by conscripting one out of every twenty Polish and Lithuanian peasants to strap on a pair of wings and a suit of heavy armor and start piercing the faces of anyone stupid enough to step to Eastern Europe. Over the next two hundred years, these ordinary dudes morphed into a ten-ton anvil of pointy justice that would go up against some of the toughest armies the world had to offer and completely fuck them inside out.

The combat record of the Winged Hussars stands for itself. In 1577 a massive charge of this ultra-heavy cavalry unit smashed a German army from Danzig, blitzing into the teeth of a 12,000 man force and crushing them until all that remained was a well-trampled patch of red where the enemy army once used to be. Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth losses in the battle totaled about 88 men, and most of those clowns weren't even Hussars. In 1601, a thousand Hussars defeated a Swedish cavalry force four times that size. At the Battle of Kircholm four years later, the Hussars (whose commanders' completely badass motto was "Kill First, Calculate Later"), sent 1,000 lancers in a charge against 11,000 Swedish infantrymen and cannons for some reason, and incredibly, despite the ridiculous idiocy of sending your elite troops on such an impossible mission, the friggin' Hussars jammed their poles (OMG AWESOME PUN FTW) into anything they could find and not only emerged victorious, but utterly slaughtered their opponents army, hacking the broken infantry units into giblets as they fled the field. Amazingly, that wasn't even the most impressive shit this mobile last stand accomplished in its proud heritage as the Commonwealth's premier exporter of busted-up faces. At the Battle of Klushino in 1610, the Hussars were outnumbered ten to one, and still somehow came out on top, utterly annihilating an army of 40,000 Swedes and Russians with just 4,000 lancers.

What might be even more awesome then the Winged Hussars' much-deserved reputation as seemingly-invincible shit-wreckers is their completely over-the-top awesome battle gear. These guys went with the heaviest armor they could find, decking themselves out in fully-articulated plate mail at a time when most European armies were switching away from breastplates and over to firearms, but these ferocious warriors didn't even give a crap about rushing at state-of-the-art muskets with hand-to-hand combat weapons. Their primary implement of facial demolition was a lightweight (yet still completely insane) 19-foot lance capable of outreaching even the most well-endowed infantry spear hedges, and after they splintered that up the asses of their foes, the Hussars could fall back on pistols, a dagger, and one of two different types of swords. Why they needed two different swords is beyond the scope of my knowledge, but I'm pretty sure that I support it.

Badass of the Week: Winged Hussars
Polandball stronk, remove croissant & swedefag from premises
 
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