Uppity cunt
Im guessing she passed out in a rage as I would , for you leaving your fucking tartan underpants on the bedroom floor, you filthy cunt. Put your shit stained keks in the laundry hamper. Also your wife needs to lose a few pounds. Tell her to stop drinking.

Sort the stains out on the carpet. Im guessing that was your wife spilling her pint of Tia Maria tho.