Worker scalped by machine

Discussion in 'Accidents' started by LUNATIC666, Dec 2, 2017.

  1. LUNATIC666

    LUNATIC666 full time lunatic

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  2. rottenfresh

    rottenfresh ummmmm, You smell that? Morbid Mania

    You cut a little too close on the left, fuck!
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  3. Wolf

    Wolf “The weak are meat the strong do eat.”

    Premature hairloss can be devastating. Look at it this way, no need for a hair net in the future.
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  4. D.O.A.

    D.O.A. 46 75 63 6B 2E

    They'll put some newspaper over the wound and put him on the back of a 2 stroke yamaha with a ciggie hanging out his mouth and he'll be dead from infection by the time they merge onto the guangdong superhighway
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  5. Wolf

    Wolf “The weak are meat the strong do eat.”

    Said infection caused by a botched operation while trying to illegally harvest a liver in a squalid kitchen in a nearby shanty town on the way. Apparently the dried cat feces and monkey placenta they shoved in there to stop the bleeding, cure diabetes, and increase libido was not very effective.
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  6. give me your HAIR!!!
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  7. Equal Hater

    Equal Hater Unbannable by decree!

    2 ibuprofen before going to sleep and 2 more the next morning he will be good as new. Also massive savings on haircuts. I am yet to see what could he complaint about!
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  8. Silo

    Silo " CHUTZ-PAH "

    Oh no,no, no, trust me that's no accident....that's just a way of getting a free bee haircut on the owners dime. Cheapo !
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  9. Walshy50

    Walshy50 Rookie

    Glad my hair just fell out brutal
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  10. Honest One


    I laughed when his head his the table.
  11. Jakeclown

    Jakeclown Fresh Meat

    Cheaper than Great Clips.