bizarre World's First Sperm Race

[Monkman777]

World's first-ever sperm race in Los Angeles to have live audience, high resolution cameras: 10 points

Los Angeles is set to host the worlds first ‘live sperm race on April 25. The one-of-a-kind event, hosted by Sperm Racing, a startup founded and run by teenagers, will have a racetrack that mimics the female reproductive system, fluid dynamics, chemical cues, and a synchronised start. It will...

m.economictimes.com

 

[Inthechaingang]

Im pretty sure the first cum race was done by the asains with their cum bukkake parties.

 

[WatchingDemise]

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wth, I just watched!

 

[nobodyreallycare]

I really concern the mentality of who came up with this idea.

 

[Jenny]

Not the first.

 

[CunningLinguist]

 

[Harumph]

First come, first served. Who gets the gold medal and the big winner's check, the sperm cell or the shooter? Speaking of shooter, that's what should happen to whomever thought (Thot!) up this shit! After all, not everything is a competition, you know. When is the female egg roll? Didn't they have one of those recently at the White House?

 

[Elmondo]

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World's first-ever sperm race in Los Angeles to have live audience, high resolution cameras: 10 points

Los Angeles is set to host the worlds first ‘live sperm race on April 25. The one-of-a-kind event, hosted by Sperm Racing, a startup founded and run by teenagers, will have a racetrack that mimics the female reproductive system, fluid dynamics, chemical cues, and a synchronised start. It will...

m.economictimes.com

My sperm would not win. It would stop for wings and beer and then light one up and nap.

 

[Pensacola333]

Scientists have long theorized that Sperm swim faster if shot into a hot blonde...as opposed to an ugly fat brunette. But if that is the case...why do we still have ugly people walking around???🧐🧐😵‍💫😵‍💫 ( Ie- sperm in Marylyn Monroe's uterus were swimming three times the speed of those in Rosanne Barr's birthing canal !!! And it is theorized that many just stop swimming altogether with no attempt at all to reach the egg if the mate is ugly... )

 

[Elmondo]

Scientists have long theorized that Sperm swim faster if shot into a hot blonde...as opposed to an ugly fat brunette. But if that is the case...why do we still have ugly people walking around???🧐🧐😵‍💫😵‍💫 ( Ie- sperm in Marylyn Monroe's uterus were swimming three times the speed of those in Rosanne Barr's birthing canal !!! And it is theorized that many just stop swimming altogether with no attempt at all to reach the egg if the mate is ugly... )

I concur.

Dr. Elmondo

 

[CunningLinguist]

"will have a racetrack that mimics the female reproductive system"

I don't think so. If anything, that racetrack mimics a colon. Granted, it's not where sperm might want to be, but some of them end up there. It just happens.

 

[dwdays]

For some reason I pictured people sliding across a concrete floor covered with Jizz.

 

[JawshSB]

How can people say were not aliens when we literally come from tadpoles

 

[CunningLinguist]

For some reason I pictured people sliding across a concrete floor covered with Jizz.

That's coming up later this year, in San Francisco.

 

[Tinkle_Star]

For some reason I pictured people sliding across a concrete floor covered with Jizz.

I thought it would a bunch of drunk guys trying to run in sperm costumes 😂

 

[wiggins]

I really concern the mentality of who came up with this idea.

Wankers...