Would you murder someone? How and Why

massacrahamster

Gay ass chicken farmer.
@Johnnyboy83 at least be a bit more creative in how you would kill someone. If you're going to take someone's life and brag about it on the internet (or rather, cry about how you wouldn't do it on the internet) give it some purpose so your worthless life would at least have some meaning before they throw you behind bars. In my country, people who do stupid pointless murders only get about 25 years in prison but the people who do the more creative and fucked up shit will end up in prison for life. Make yourself worth that sentence, make it interesting.
 

Johnnyboy83

Well Known Member
@Johnnyboy83 at least be a bit more creative in how you would kill someone. If you're going to take someone's life and brag about it on the internet (or rather, cry about how you wouldn't do it on the internet) give it some purpose so your worthless life would at least have some meaning before they throw you behind bars. In my country, people who do stupid pointless murders only get about 25 years in prison but the people who do the more creative and fucked up shit will end up in prison for life. Make yourself worth that sentence, make it interesting.
Who’s crying? Lol

you put all that effort into telling me to be creative in killing someone when I know there is a small percentage I’d even get away with it? I’d rather smoke weed, get laid and live my boss life instead of going to jail like a faggot.

I don’t even get what you’re spewing off. You sound like a fucking goof lol

“in my country...”

stfu nobody asked you
 

Scarface730

Certified Headstomper
I would if I could get away with it. But it's so much stress that I'm gonna carry with me for the rest of my life wondering if I get caught. Otherwise sounds pretty fun. But I'm not a psychopath, I wouldn't kill anyone unless they did something like piss me off or act like a nuisance.
 

massacrahamster

Gay ass chicken farmer.
Who’s crying? Lol

you put all that effort into telling me to be creative in killing someone when I know there is a small percentage I’d even get away with it? I’d rather smoke weed, get laid and live my boss life instead of going to jail like a faggot.

I don’t even get what you’re spewing off. You sound like a fucking goof lol

“in my country...”

stfu nobody asked you
Oh boo, cry me a river. Just reply with a link to the black parade next time, thug guy.

"Oh I smoke weed, I'm so cool."

stfu nobody cares.
 

M.O.DENGLER

Splendid Fellow
Imma kill @ASU-85 by pwning him on the internet. It maybe that the slings and arrows of internet pwndom may be rocky and uncertain. It maybe that lol's and lmao's may prolong his certain death.

But he shall be mine.

Oh yes.

He shall be mine.
 

PsyCHøt¡C

The Hyde
I can see me killing a human, There is this one bitch. she is so annoying I would just cut her tongue out, maybe cut her hands near the bone to hear her scream, I would definitely cut that bitches scalp off. stab one of her eyes, cut of her pussy lips make her eat that shit with her stank ass. I would stab her just enough for her to still be alive, cut her lips wide into a smile because she is fake as fuck, but right before she passes out I would cut her skin of then slit her throat, of course I would cut up the body. have a bon fire and she be the wood, maybe roast some marshmallows. along with burning my cloths and putting my shoes in the washer, bleach the walls just to be safe, there would already be plastic on the walls and shit. but you have to play it safe.
Nice detail, made me get all tingly... Would love to see you getcha wish
 

PsyCHøt¡C

The Hyde
I was chasing a cat with my car once and it broke right and I ran over it . Poor thing . I felt so bad . I wasnt trying to hurt it I was just fuckin with him . :(
Wow... Just think about how fuckin horrified it wouldve been, terrified for its poor little life, running from this huge loud monster before being crushed under its weight... Did you get to hear it scream or the crunching of its bones or was it just a simple “thud” followed by silence?
 

Gh0zt™

Forum Veteran
Wow... Just think about how fuckin horrified it wouldve been, terrified for its poor little life, running from this huge loud monster before being crushed under its weight... Did you get to hear it scream or the crunching of its bones or was it just a simple “thud” followed by silence?
ya know , just a thump . It was a 1969 Plymouth Fury sedan .... I feel so terrible that happened . I was 18 years old and a stone criminal . I was all kindsa fucked up back then . Poor cat . least it went quick . that fuckin car was damn near 6k lbs

exactly like this one .

 

Curious_1

NewbieX
I have a list in my head of people I would want to kill. I would make them watch while I hurt and torture the people they love. Def start with some form of humiliation, then move on to the more sinister stuff. It wouldn’t be fast, def slow, over a few days making them believe that I will let them go, then not let them go over and over. Then just before they die I would use my medical skills and save them just to do it all over again until I’m bored, then a bullet right between the eyes! Of course I would never really act on this thought.....
 

Druss

Wandering Wizard
Murder? Oh heavens no!

'Execute' however...there's a particular person or two that I truly believe should be removed from the earth, Mark Zuckerberg for instance, that man is the devil and I would consider myself a holy crusader to smite his wretchedness from the living world.

There's this other guy too, he really gets my goat, wronged me beyond reparation he has, I'd cheerfully go to work on him with a full set of surgical instruments and some sturdy restraints. He knows what he did, heaven forfend he should ever come within my reach, I would gladly show him that when roused i can be the wrath of Achilles himself.

So, to answer the original question, yeh, without hesitation. But just those two, I have no quarrel with any other, nought but peace and love otherwise.
 
I can see me killing a human, There is this one bitch. she is so annoying I would just cut her tongue out, maybe cut her hands near the bone to hear her scream, I would definitely cut that bitches scalp off. stab one of her eyes, cut of her pussy lips make her eat that shit with her stank ass. I would stab her just enough for her to still be alive, cut her lips wide into a smile because she is fake as fuck, but right before she passes out I would cut her skin of then slit her throat, of course I would cut up the body. have a bon fire and she be the wood, maybe roast some marshmallows. along with burning my cloths and putting my shoes in the washer, bleach the walls just to be safe, there would already be plastic on the walls and shit. but you have to play it safe.
When u said plastic on the walls I just had flashbacks to Dexter 😂
 

DIVISION77

First, Last & Always
Personally, I think I could kill someone. I've never really hurt anyone really bad, but if I hated someone with enough passion, killing them wouldn't be a problem at all. I'd make it simple, ambush them and gun them down. maybe I'd say something to them or let them see me before I shoot them. An execution would be nice too, one shot to the head or multiple to the chest. I never did like stabbings, it just let's them suffer before they die and most people don't deserve that.

When you're trained to kill, you don't think about it. When I was in the military, I wouldn't have thought twice about shooting someone dead on deployment.

Got in to plenty of fights during that time as well. When it comes down to life or limb, you have to survive. That's my bottom-line.
 
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