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[Cold Ethyl]

Miami man with no arms charged with stabbing tourist



A homeless South Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.
Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight early Tuesday

The Miami Herald reports that Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area, known for painting on canvases along a trendy spot in South Beach.
According to the arrest report, Crenshaw says he was lying down when Coronado approached him and punched him in the head. Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled.
A friend who was traveling with Coronado said they asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed Coronado in his arm. Coronado was taken to the hospital.
Crenshaw has been charged with aggravated battery.

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[HG]

i dont believe it, he looks armelss...

 

[HG]

hes a year younger than me, thats made me feel better...

 

[nola]

hes a year younger than me, thats made me feel better...

He is a rough looking 46.

 

[AmericanBoobeh]

He is a rough looking 46.

I did a double take too when I read that..
I would venture to guess drugs and alcohol played a part in that..

 

[nola]

I did a double take too when I read that..
I would venture to guess drugs and alcohol played a part in that..

Agreed. Plus, no hands he could not properly moisturize and apply sunscreen-the cornerstone of good skin care.

 

[AmericanBoobeh]

Agreed. Plus, no hands he could not properly moisturize and apply sunscreen-the cornerstone of good skin care.

That’s his problem!

 

[MATAMUERTOS]

Agreed. Plus, no hands he could not properly moisturize and apply sunscreen-the cornerstone of good skin care.

hmm.

 

[nola]

hmm.

 

[_Xtina_]

Even though he had a pair of scissors, he was still unarmed.

 

[lovedeadmigs]

He may not of been armed. This might not stand.

 

[gandog56]

He has two legs, it will stand.

 

[mrln]

so your saying because he was armed,he won't stand a chance?

 

[rottenfresh]

Miami man with no arms charged with stabbing tourist



A homeless South Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.
Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight early Tuesday

The Miami Herald reports that Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area, known for painting on canvases along a trendy spot in South Beach.
According to the arrest report, Crenshaw says he was lying down when Coronado approached him and punched him in the head. Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled.
A friend who was traveling with Coronado said they asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed Coronado in his arm. Coronado was taken to the hospital.
Crenshaw has been charged with aggravated battery.

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No fuckin arms? So, what you are saying is that this shit trap is shaped like a fuckin bowling pin?

 

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