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(doctor) did he land on his face or was it always this flat
Chinks are born with flat faces, their parents chase parked cars.
GoreExorcist
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I doubt if Chinky survived and if he did, then probably disabled for rest of his natural life, poor bastard. Eating Noodles from a straw.
H82Go8675309
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You forgot flat butts to match their flat faces.
Smokey_Felton
Victor of Hades
Wise men say, keep your shirt on and pray,
But I can't help falling topless for you.
Elvis has left the building.
But I can't help falling topless for you.
Elvis has left the building.
Willing to bet, he didn't break his neck on the way down but wjen the threw him in the stretcher. 
Father Corpse
We are not your kind
I think those are boobies we’re seeing.
Russellmark11
Mcsnacks
So no rope to lasso around their foot or waist? Or you could even tie bed sheets together so they could grab on to it and it would at least slow and control the fall. Maybe find something to hook on their belt loop. You don't have to be Macguyver but it's not difficult to think of other options than holding onto a shirt
Man, woman, I don't care - I'll fuck anything if I'm wired enough.
CunningLinguist
Even more drunk than before
I'd like to know how come this keeps happening. I have never found myself on the outside of a tall building.
Sgt.Stupid
If it's stupid and not works, it's fucking stupid.
Flat face, flat ass , flat tits whatever. I’d fuck her. 
Have you ever found yourself wearing a woman's dress, lying on the ground, on a coastal island, with no memory of how you got there, or where your clothes are?
AnaofTheHills
Of course your opinion matters! - just not to me.
Owe no sumting berry wong. His close gave him out. So so so sad my dear. Oh no! Please hang on tight and watch out for the —- Oh so sad.
Anyone got a tablet ? Let’s start a gofundme for his family- dey will be so very sad. Dis hole ting is all very sad. Oh dear.
Anyone got a tablet ? Let’s start a gofundme for his family- dey will be so very sad. Dis hole ting is all very sad. Oh dear.
I guess she's lucky most members of the IBTC can't fall out of their shirts.
H82Go8675309
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No, she was unlucky but she saved lots of money on bras & time getting dressed daily.
Bottle Rocket
Rookie
Chinese Spider-Man sucks at climbing
CunningLinguist
Even more drunk than before
Sure, that's happened a couple of times, but I never found myself up high, on the outside of a building.
