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What made you smile/happy today ?
- Thread starter wino
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i am moving out of the current shithole that i am living in!
Riding through bumper to bumper traffic, right down the middle. Those poor bastards stuck in football traffic not going anywhere, red hot sunny day, windows down, sunroofs open, kids screaming and bored shitless in the back seats. Me, grinning like a dog with two dicks!
Stupid fucking dykes.
Loud American female tourists in front of a hotel, you could hear the 'darling, darling' from 300m away. And black leather Stetsons. 
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It doubles the lickage!
I went to get out of my seat and my back felt a bit stiff, I said to my wife "What did I pick up yesterday that was heavy?" she replied "A cup?" 
she's a right sarkie fucker at times!
she's a right sarkie fucker at times!
Well there's this big yellow orb in the sky, it emits heat and it makes me feel good.
well my son went and did it. he's enlisted in the U.S. ARMY and will be an M.P. he ships out in sept.
Wolf
The weak are meat the strong do eat...
Wife calls me at work, says she's going to town and the washer ain't filling with water...wtf?
Get home pull it away from the wall and...just a kinked waterline. Washer is fine! Never been so happy to be stuck doing a load of laundry while my wife runs around town! ...wait...wtf?!
Get home pull it away from the wall and...just a kinked waterline. Washer is fine! Never been so happy to be stuck doing a load of laundry while my wife runs around town! ...wait...wtf?!
The bent Paki cunt who was the leader of my local Labour Council lost his seat to UKIP.
Nice one good for him,when he's finished service he will have lots of choice for jobs with the experience he's gained.
I feel your joy pal.
yes thanks. and seeing how he wants to be a dog handler,he has lots of options! wish i were able to go again. id go with him. we could do this together. i enjoyed my time in.
Great career being in the forces. Did you get to see any action or get posted to one of the recent invasions/wars that the US has been involved in? If so was your heart in it and did you think it was the right thing to do or as a professional did you just follow orders and get on with the job right or wrong?
my heart was in it but my body wasn't as much.
Thanks for the reply,so am i right in thinking you thought these things the U.S has been involved in where right and just?
