What made you smile/happy today ?

[Darth Pepe]

This video made me smile, it's pretty fucking good.

 

[sincisor]

Absolutely nothing. Sad.

 

[gandog56]

The fact that I finally got my new Ruger Super Redhawk 10mm Revolver to the range today. This was the 6 very first shots I took with it. The one flyer is my fault.

 

[lovedeadmigs]

I was walking by a seniors club at around noon today.

An elderly woman was taping a happy birthday sign on the door.

I said... happy birthday. She smiled and said that there was going to be a tea and light lunch at 1400 hrs and then live music at 1500 hrs. And I was welcome to come and visit with e group.

So when I got back to the boat I did a quick PTA (pussy tits and ass) wash and claimed into clean clothes and went back there for 2:15

Well holy hell... A very respectable wel known singer was there with her band and she even announced me and did a song for me. I'm the by who built the boat and I'm the by who sails her.

They fed and watered me, Molly coddled me, everyone asked tons of questions and made me feel very at home.

I promised to come back in the fall for the next live performance.

It brung a tear to my one good eye.

Salt of the earth.

Thank you, I'll never forget it.

 

[snatch]

Saints preserve us

 

[D.O.A.]

Count the women. Lol fuck europe, so weak.

 

[wino]

Lorenzo 2 in a row

 

[gandog56]

Count the women. Lol fuck europe, so weak.

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Well of course, there are no women there and they were running out of goats, camels, and small boys, so they come HERE!

 

[D.O.A.]

Well of course, there are no women there and they were running out of goats, camels, and small boys, so they come HERE!

I just don't understand why the EU let in all those uneducated niggers, did bashar al assad fly to africa and personally burn down each mans mud hut? or is the EU replacing your low skill workforce?

 

[King-Rory]

I just don't understand why the EU let in all those uneducated niggers, did bashar al assad fly to africa and personally burn down each mans mud hut? or is the EU replacing your low skill workforce?

The EU and Merkel love black cock.

 

[Dr. Jack K.]

Flirted with a pretty girl and didn't get pepper sprayed or tased.

 

[mrln]

Flirted with a pretty girl and didn't get pepper sprayed or tased.

maybe because you were slurring your words and she couldn't understand you?

 

[Dr. Jack K.]

maybe because you were slurring your words and she couldn't understand you?

She did say "Aww" at some point. Pity is my best quality.

 

[mrln]

She did say "Aww" at some point. Pity is my best quality.

did you at least get a kiss on the forehead and slight pat on the top of the head?

 

[Dr. Jack K.]

did you at least get a kiss on the forehead and slight pat on the top of the head?

 

[King-Rory]

I was visiting a relative at hospital yesterday. When leaving the car park I was held up by this twat driving one of those great big 4x4 thingy's, the dozy cunt was trying to reverse it out of the parking bay without hitting anything but he was doing a piss poor job of it. Wifey Says "Why do they drive such great big things when they can't handle them?" I replied " Its usually small man syndrome, big car small cock so they have to compensate for something". The Wife says "How come you don't drive one then?"

 

[AmericanBoobeh]

Killed 2 rabbits that had been fucking up my back yard with a Red Ryder BB gun..
wife cried, I laughed..

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Killed 2 rabbits that had been fucking up my back yard with a Red Ryder BB gun..
wife cried, I laughed..

Big meanie

 

[King-Rory]

Killed 2 rabbits that had been fucking up my back yard with a Red Ryder BB gun..
wife cried, I laughed..

You evil fucker! Couldn't you have done it the British way by giving them a good talking too and a stern look? Let me guess......your wife has got a bunny tattooed on her arse next to my name?

 

[mrln]

my son did it! graduated high school... now off to boot camp in a few months.