What's on the menu tonight?

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snatch - Pictures or it never happened.

Dance nigger

 

[lovedeadmigs]

Dance nigger

This is a food thread. Not some willy nilly expose of your sex life. WTF is this?

 

[snatch]

This is a food thread. Not some willy nilly expose of your sex life. WTF is this?

Toss yer own salad. Same as usual. Then leave a serving ladle hanging out u our urethrea

 

[lovedeadmigs]

Toss yer own salad. Same as usual. Then leave a serving ladle hanging out u our urethrea

Have a hot dog. Put something in your mouth ffs. I'm studying here.

 

[lovedeadmigs]

I think this was the same meal, just separate helpings. Roasted chooky with all sorts of crap on it.

 

[Jizdrop1]

^^ Migs that Coke will make your teeth go bad all the sugar in it. Think on pal.

 

[lovedeadmigs]

^^ Migs that Coke will make your teeth go bad all the sugar in it. Think on pal.

JIzdrop1

Yes thanks jiz, I am told that every time I have one. A lot of my teeth are ceramic from Hockey, and I swish swish and brush them often. I also have one of the best dental plans on the planet.

That yellow thing you asked about is an automatic strobe light. It is water activated and can be seen for 6 KMS if you should fall overboard in the ocean. I have one rigged to the back of my life vest and another one inside the pocket of my offshore jacket. One of the biggest challenges for search and rescue is actually locating you in the water. I try to give myself every chance I can.

Cheers.

 

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Hot dags, chicken served with campbells mushroom soup "sauce", canned coke?
I wouldnt feed that to my dags. Im sure you smell like you have week old salami in your pockets, no matter which day of the week it is. You must use brillo pads to muck out your nasty brown chunks. Drink bleach for starters

 

[lovedeadmigs]

That's ranch dressing and sriracha.

You must live in Pakistan.

Is your muffin still sore from our last meeting?

 

[Interregnum]

I think this was the same meal, just separate helpings. Roasted chooky with all sorts of crap on it.


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reminds me of this video EllaDearest - Special Lunch For My Lover - ScatGold

 

[lovedeadmigs]

Bet that's gross and I'm not even clicking it.

chicken is in the oven. Sit tight.

 

[lovedeadmigs]

The other night I was so hungry. I sparked up the BBQ and in under 15 seconds, the gas ran out and it popped to a halt. So I fried that bitch. It was thick and juicy like a girl I knew in high school. Both of which I ate with glee.

Just happens to be sitting besides today's flour for bread. What a co-incedence eh Dev2?

 

[lovedeadmigs]

I am out of potatoes. Sue me, I'll fucking bankrupt you.

2 lb chooky. Cast roaster of course. 1 cup of water and seasoned, S&P. I do a real pan gravy with drippings made with flour and water.
I found some Ocean Spray cranberries, and made some stuffing. I'll let the bread sit till morning then make french toast from a loaf.

Oh and a scrap book friend made me a little card. Isn't it cute? WTF is a hairy banjo though? (my friend lurks here)

 

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Costco muffins and pigeon meat are already taking a toll

 

[lovedeadmigs]

Costco muffins and pigeon meat are already taking a toll

Not costco muffins ffs. You can even see the silicone cups I use as the paper ones are junk.

Your one of the rudest woman I have ever met online. Come give me a kiss.

ps: Home made grape jam.

 

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Not costco muffins ffs. You can even see the silicone cups I use as the paper ones are junk.

Your one of the rudest woman I have ever met online. Come give me a kiss.

ps: Home made grape jam.

Fuck you im rude

I wouldnt kiss you with bea arthur,s dick

 

[lovedeadmigs]

Fuck you im rude

I wouldnt kiss you with bea arthur,s dick

Dirty Old Bitches :: GrannyFucking.com

No of course not. I believe you. Please leave the food thread or post pictures of your food. Thank you.

:nsok:

 

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Dirty Old Bitches :: GrannyFucking.com

No of course not. I believe you. Please leave the food thread or post pictures of your food. Thank you.

:nsok:

I wont post food cause i so rude

And....

Fuck you very much

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Pork chops and mash tators

 

[elemental]

Boneless and skinless chicken breasts and veggies from now on until further notice from my trainer.